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Bear

A former Marine was now working for UPS, He and his wife bought their 4-year-old son two stuffed bears, one in a UPS uniform, the other in full Marine dress. The boy was happy for the gift, but...
17:18 Wed 14th Jul 20102 answers, last by jno 21:10 Wed 14th Jul 2010
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Birthday

For Father's Nicholas's 60th birthday, the congregation at St Mary's, Newark, England, decided to give him a present of a new suit. Father Nicholas was so moved by the gift that the following Sunday...
17:14 Mon 12th Jul 2010
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Virgin

In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order...
11:46 Sun 11th Jul 20102 answers, last by marval 11:50 Sun 11th Jul 2010
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Rubber

A man, his wife, and seven children were waiting in a bus stop. After some time a blind man joins them. The bus arrives. The blind man and the large family find themselves walking because of the...
15:18 Tue 06th Jul 201015 answers, last by another-view 11:49 Fri 09th Jul 2010
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New hat

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not...
17:30 Mon 05th Jul 20101 answer, last by piggynose 10:29 Tue 06th Jul 2010
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Getting the Job

A company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people. In an attempt to pick one of them, they...
17:38 Sat 03rd Jul 20102 answers, last by rachael88 18:03 Sat 03rd Jul 2010
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Real

Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. A superb and inexpensive restaurant....
17:03 Thu 01st Jul 20101 answer, last by piggynose 19:24 Thu 01st Jul 2010
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Three

Three Chinese brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu, want to illegally live in America. The brothers decide to change their names to seem American. Bu changes his name to Buck. Chu changes his name to Chuck. And...
18:11 Tue 29th Jun 20104 answers, last by marval 19:41 Tue 29th Jun 2010
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Chinese Proverbs

Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going...
17:01 Tue 29th Jun 20103 answers, last by bigfoot3000 17:14 Tue 29th Jun 2010
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Football

Did you hear about the England international player who had a date with a referee's daughter? She penalised him three limes - for handling, interference and trying to pull off a jersey. A well-known...
21:48 Sun 27th Jun 20102 answers, last by Canary42 00:21 Mon 28th Jun 2010
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90

A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of 30. He is persuaded to have a medical exam first. "Everyone tells me I need a check-up to see if I'm sexually fit," he says to...
16:06 Sat 26th Jun 2010
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Indians

An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called an artist. Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff, and I would like your...
14:27 Fri 25th Jun 20102 answers, last by marval 09:46 Sat 26th Jun 2010
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Hole

A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied,...
17:06 Thu 24th Jun 20103 answers, last by marval 18:50 Thu 24th Jun 2010
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It's that blonde again

A blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works. She was to paint lines down the centre of a rural road. The supervisor told her that she was on probation and that she...
14:52 Wed 23rd Jun 20101 answer, last by Bobbisox 14:53 Wed 23rd Jun 2010
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Complaint

Someone has complained to the BBC. They said, "How dare you show a football match in the middle of a vuvuzela concert....
18:29 Tue 22nd Jun 20109 answers, last by jno 07:28 Thu 24th Jun 2010
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Over

'I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for pensioners. I bent, twisted,...
13:30 Tue 22nd Jun 201014 answers, last by bigfoot3000 13:49 Tue 22nd Jun 2010
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Difficult

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon Things that are very difficult to say when you're drunk Specificity British Constitution...
13:19 Mon 21st Jun 20103 answers, last by piggynose 16:31 Mon 21st Jun 2010
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Another one

A young blonde female stockbroker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps...
13:59 Fri 18th Jun 20105 answers, last by Bmw-Rider 00:22 Sat 04th Sep 2010
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Pass

The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. "I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I...
17:25 Thu 17th Jun 2010
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Help

Dear Heavenly Father, I think you'd be proud of me! So far today I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, lusted, lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. Praise...
08:16 Tue 15th Jun 2010

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