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Why

Why does Miss Piggy douche with vinegar and water? Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork....
21:30 Thu 19th Aug 20104 answers, last by marval 13:12 Fri 20th Aug 2010
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Nude

Some time ago, there was this artist, who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes, and had been working on what he thought would be a masterpiece for several months now. As usual,...
21:40 Wed 18th Aug 20101 answer, last by craft1948 10:23 Thu 19th Aug 2010
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Robot

Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek. "Hey, bud, how are you?" "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!" "Well,...
12:37 Tue 17th Aug 20101 answer, last by Seafarer1966 15:44 Tue 17th Aug 2010
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Don't touch

There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he had never left it on its own. But he had to go on a business trip and leave his gorilla in the care of his next-door neighbour. So he...
16:27 Sat 14th Aug 20108 answers, last by mrs.chappie 22:50 Wed 18th Aug 2010
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suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy

'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!' 'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?' 'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.' 'You've got...
11:42 Thu 12th Aug 20101 answer, last by rowanwitch 12:43 Thu 12th Aug 2010
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Oops

A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?" "Okay, but it won't do you any good." A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?" "Okay,...
21:34 Mon 09th Aug 20101 answer, last by craft1948 00:33 Tue 10th Aug 2010
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Twso

A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex education. to her class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, "Does anyone know what this is?" And little Johnny...
16:44 Sat 07th Aug 20104 answers, last by marval 13:05 Sun 08th Aug 2010
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How old

A little girl and her mother were out and about. Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age....
16:00 Fri 06th Aug 20102 answers, last by marval 18:04 Fri 06th Aug 2010
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Oops

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."...
14:21 Wed 04th Aug 20102 answers, last by marval 15:20 Wed 04th Aug 2010
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Not funny

There has been a theft at Euro Disney. A man has been charged with taking the Mickey.
16:40 Tue 03rd Aug 20101 answer, last by McMouse 16:47 Tue 03rd Aug 2010
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Found

A cartoonist has been found dead in home. Details of his death are sketchy.
12:59 Sun 01st Aug 20106 answers, last by marval 14:32 Sun 01st Aug 2010
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Dance

An antelope was asked to go to a dance. She bought a new dress and necklace for the dance. Then she had her horns and hooves done. Since she lived alone, she struggled to dress herself. Running late,...
17:41 Sat 31st Jul 201020 answers, last by marval 12:54 Sun 01st Aug 2010
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Nice story

Ever noticed how deleting one word after the other in a sentence can lead to a nice story? Here's an example: Oh John please don't touch me at all Oh John please don't touch me Oh John please don't...
11:19 Sat 31st Jul 20102 answers, last by magicmerlin 08:28 Sun 01st Aug 2010
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Oh

There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a...
22:14 Thu 29th Jul 20107 answers, last by notafish 17:27 Fri 30th Jul 2010
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For a chicken

Paddy was walking through town one day when he saw a shop with a notice in the window. The notice said, "We sell everything". Paddy could not believe this so he went inside. He walked to the...
13:17 Mon 26th Jul 20101 answer, last by trt 13:19 Mon 26th Jul 2010
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Oops

A man walks into a bar, late one night completely knackered and dripping with sweat and orders 5 whiskies. "What's wrong with you?" The barman says. "In my car I've got a nymphomaniac -...
14:47 Sat 24th Jul 2010
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Dinner

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a black leather bra, stiletto's and a...
21:12 Tue 20th Jul 20101 answer, last by piggynose 16:03 Fri 23rd Jul 2010
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Oops

A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe’s first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob’s lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot...
16:42 Mon 19th Jul 2010
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mission

The wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same sexy little negligee she wore on their wedding night. She looks at her husband and says, "Honey, do you remember this?" He looks up at...
19:22 Fri 16th Jul 20101 answer, last by zabado 10:11 Sat 17th Jul 2010
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Selling what?

A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried,...
16:22 Thu 15th Jul 20106 answers, last by heathfield 14:17 Fri 16th Jul 2010

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