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Jockey

Riding the favourite at Cheltenham, a jockey was well ahead of the field. Suddenly he was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages. He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back...
22:32 Tue 23rd Nov 20101 answer, last by NazNomad 22:39 Tue 23rd Nov 2010
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Review sites

I live in Milton Keynes Buckinghamshire, I am looking to get a conservatory. Does anyone have any company recomendations for this area? Or is there a review site for conservatory companies? Like there...
18:44 Tue 23rd Nov 20104 answers, last by marval 18:56 Mon 29th Nov 2010
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Who was she?

A preacher, who shall we say had no humour, attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers. One such...
18:01 Sun 21st Nov 20102 answers, last by marval 18:23 Mon 22nd Nov 2010
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Disgrace

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is...
19:23 Fri 19th Nov 2010
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Cheap

After being married 25 years, a man looked at his wife one day and said, "You know, 25 years ago we lived in a cheap apartment, drove a cheap car, had only a sofa bed and watched a 14" black...
15:19 Thu 18th Nov 20101 answer, last by flump1 17:59 Thu 18th Nov 2010
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Drives

An old man says to his friend, "I hear you're getting married" "Yes, I am!" "Have I met her?" "No!" "Is she good looking?" "Not especially."...
15:32 Tue 16th Nov 2010
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annual physical

Recently I went to the doctor for my annual physical. The nurse asked me how much I weighed. I told her 135 pounds. Then she weighed me and the scale said 160. She asked me how tall I was. I said,...
11:34 Mon 15th Nov 20101 answer, last by Handbaglady 09:48 Tue 16th Nov 2010
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RIP

When I was a young minister, a funeral director asked me to hold a grave side service for a homeless man with no family or friends. The funeral was to be at a cemetery way out in the country. This was...
13:19 Sun 14th Nov 20101 answer, last by zzxxee 13:22 Sun 14th Nov 2010
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Skip

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you,...
10:49 Fri 12th Nov 20101 answer, last by carrust 10:51 Fri 12th Nov 2010
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Dog

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
18:46 Wed 10th Nov 20103 answers, last by lindylou16 10:59 Thu 11th Nov 2010
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One wish

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish."...
18:10 Tue 09th Nov 2010
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Put down

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear? "She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible...
17:24 Sun 07th Nov 20103 answers, last by lankeela 22:56 Mon 08th Nov 2010
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Beautiful queen

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to...
22:48 Sat 06th Nov 2010
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Ah ha

There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat. Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over...
13:23 Fri 05th Nov 2010
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Some more church bloopers

1. The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning. 2. The eighth graders will be prsenting...
19:36 Mon 01st Nov 20106 answers, last by marval 08:11 Tue 02nd Nov 2010
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Church bloopers

1. Don't let worry kill you - let the church help. 2. Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. 3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. Smile...
14:38 Sun 31st Oct 20103 answers, last by wildwood 06:26 Tue 02nd Nov 2010
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I want one

Swedish coal miners (Sven & Olaf) were down in the mine working. The noon whistle blew for lunch and Sven pulled out a thermos of hot coffee. Olaf looks at it and says, "Say, Sven, what have...
18:07 Mon 25th Oct 20104 answers, last by Avatar 10:38 Fri 29th Oct 2010
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Priceless

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the...
21:19 Sat 23rd Oct 20101 answer, last by squarebear 08:15 Wed 27th Oct 2010
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cognitive reasoning test

Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test. The doctor says to the first lady, "What is three times three?" "297," was her prompt reply. "Ummm...
12:12 Fri 22nd Oct 20102 answers, last by poodicat 10:19 Mon 25th Oct 2010
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Fixing the Headstone

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise...
11:33 Wed 20th Oct 20103 answers, last by mike11111 22:11 Wed 20th Oct 2010

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