Queen Nyteshade had two claims to fame. She could tell fortunes and she was a midget. The local authorities frowned on her because they thought that fortune telling was fraudulent. They had Queen...
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying...
I am not a believer in séances, but I went to one just to see what they are like. The psychic was doing his thing and grinning from ear to ear. I assumed his merriment was due to the fact that...
A husband and wife were suffering from a stale love life, at the suggestion of their friend they bought a water bed to spice things up a bit, didn't work they just drifted further apart. A blonde...
One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard". Their son walked in and said "What does...
Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her reception class pupils put on his boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots...
The Blondes at the college university felt like they just didn't fit in. Everywhere on campus they felt rideculed and were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid bimbos out for sex....
Some 15 year old girlfriends decided to meet for dinner. They discussed where to eat and finally agreed on McDonald's next to the Sea Side Restaurant because they only had $6.50 between them and Bobby...
A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the...
A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe." The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies "But I don't have that...
A blond decides to do something she's never done before - rent a dirty movie. She drives to the local Video Warehouse and makes here way to the adult section in the back. After looking around at...
The minister was not happy with the constant disturbances he was having during his sermons that he decided to call on old Jonas to help him. Comes the first Sunday morning he gave Jonas a bowl of...
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. 'How do they feel?' asks the sales clerk. 'Well they feel a bit tight,' replies the man. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look...
A father was concerned that his daughter hadn't revealed her heart condition to his future son-in-law. The first chance he had for a private chat, he asked his son-in-law to be, “Michael, are...
There was this man who just got a new job as a school bus driver for the local primary school children. He thought it would be nice to paint the school bus with characters from Sesame Street. So, he...
A man took his young son to the bank with him to transact some business. Since it was lunchtime, there were a lot of people waiting their turn in the queues. They took their place in line directly...
A theologian and an astronomer were talking together one day. The astronomer said that after reading widely in the field of religion, he had concluded that all religion could be summed up in a single...
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, Slams a book down and screams at the librarian, "This is the worst book I've ever read!" "It has no plot and far too many...
One night when Wilma was out of town, Fred went to the local bar. He got incredibly drunk, and was trying to pick up some chicks! "eww! get away from me you smelly, fat drunk!" they said....
Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a...
