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Usual

Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino's for a pizza. The salesgirl asked him:- 'Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?'...
22:16 Tue 21st Dec 20102 answers, last by mike11111 02:40 Wed 22nd Dec 2010
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Eggnog

If you see a fat man … Who’s jolly and cute, wearing a beard and a red flannel suit, and if he is chuckling and laughing away, while flying around in a miniature sleigh with eight tiny...
14:36 Sun 19th Dec 2010
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No water

An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir wasn't used to the salt in American food (French fries, cheese, etc.) and was...
15:08 Sat 18th Dec 2010
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Which one?

The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?" "Do you require his...
12:12 Sat 18th Dec 2010
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Tear here

There was a blonde driving down the centre of the road at 100 mph. A police officer pulled her over to the side of the road. When she had stopped, the officer asked, "License and Registration...
17:54 Wed 15th Dec 20102 answers, last by piggynose 11:06 Thu 16th Dec 2010
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Place to stay

An ant knocks on the door of a house. The house owner opens the door. "I want a place to stay," said the ant. "I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost," said the...
18:27 Tue 14th Dec 20102 answers, last by wildwood 07:09 Fri 17th Dec 2010
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Oops

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But, officer," the man began, "I can explain" "Just be quiet," snapped the...
16:08 Sat 11th Dec 2010
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Name

A young lady at a party sawa a man she fancied and wandered over. Hello - she said - My name is Carman. Thats a lovely name - he said. Is it a family name. No - she replied - I named myself after my...
21:45 Thu 09th Dec 20103 answers, last by Avatar 10:45 Fri 10th Dec 2010
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Doctors

Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors." The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors...
16:28 Tue 07th Dec 2010
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Silly walk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZlBUglE6Hc...
22:05 Sun 05th Dec 20102 answers, last by piggynose 22:44 Sun 05th Dec 2010
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Chord

So there's this Japanese man watching a jazz band. In the interval he goes up to the guitarist and says "Can you play - jazz chord?" The guitarist says "Yeah, how about Cmaj9", and...
18:19 Sun 05th Dec 20102 answers, last by albaqwerty 08:09 Mon 06th Dec 2010
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Tough old

A tough old cowboy once counselled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning. The grandson did this religiously and...
17:40 Sat 04th Dec 2010
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Do what you like

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is to leave Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Rob's friends are very...
22:42 Thu 02nd Dec 2010
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Where

One particular Christmas a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip... but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys...
17:39 Wed 01st Dec 2010
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Would you like this?

Looking at a gifts site for Christmas prezzie ideas. Would you like it if someone gave you this? http://www.gettingper...At-Work-Gift-Book.htm...
14:59 Wed 01st Dec 20106 answers, last by dotty. 19:27 Wed 01st Dec 2010
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This solves the zebra puzzle

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and...
22:31 Tue 30th Nov 2010
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Mouse

An elderly couple had a room in which they kept a couple of food bins. One of those bins contained apples, and the other bin contained nuts. They were having quite a bit of trouble with mice, so one...
10:11 Sat 27th Nov 20104 answers, last by jaydah 03:00 Wed 01st Dec 2010
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Pincus the tailor

Marcus and Yacov, two Hasidic Jews, went to Pincus the tailor for new suits. "Pincus," Yacov said, "the last time we came to you for new suits, we told you we wanted black suits. The...
17:30 Fri 26th Nov 20101 answer, last by woofgang 06:25 Sat 27th Nov 2010
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Chinese law

Back in one of the old Chinese dynasties the towns had gongs that would be rung each two hours: At 8am once, 10am twice, noon thrice, 2pm four times, etc. The lawyers of the day would stretch out the...
18:15 Thu 25th Nov 20101 answer, last by whiskeryron 10:57 Fri 26th Nov 2010
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To groan or not to groan

A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation. It has been discovered that sales of irons are decreasing. My mailman should be a comedian, his delivery is perfect I used to be addicted to...
11:54 Thu 25th Nov 20104 answers, last by mccfluff 12:14 Thu 25th Nov 2010

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