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Old Doc

Old Dr. Carver still made house calls. One afternoon he was called to the Tuttle house. Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain. The doctor came out of the bedroom a minute after he'd gone in and asked Mr....
10:17 Fri 01st Apr 20112 answers, last by wildwood 07:50 Sat 02nd Apr 2011
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Excuse

How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night of drinking and thought 'How did I get home?'? As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the bar to your...
20:47 Mon 28th Mar 20113 answers, last by marval 21:15 Mon 28th Mar 2011
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Oh no, it's census time

A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, "Les' see now, there's the...
15:11 Sun 27th Mar 2011
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Lent

John Smith was the only Protestant to move into a large Catholic neighbourhood. On the first Friday of Lent, John was outside grilling a big juicy steak on his grill. Meanwhile, all of his neighbours...
10:45 Sat 26th Mar 20112 answers, last by lady-janine 09:05 Sun 27th Mar 2011
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That's how

An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much younger woman. No matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to...
18:26 Thu 24th Mar 20115 answers, last by anneasquith 19:56 Thu 24th Mar 2011
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Between

Once upon a time, long, long ago there were two unique lions in the jungles of Africa. Both, it seems, had human-like qualities that made them claim territory, daring the other to cross over the line....
22:23 Wed 23rd Mar 20112 answers, last by askyourgran 23:42 Wed 23rd Mar 2011
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Bother

Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath. Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell rang. The man got out of the tub, put on his slippers and robe and went to the door. A salesman at the door wanted to...
17:27 Tue 22nd Mar 20112 answers, last by wildwood 21:23 Wed 23rd Mar 2011
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How do you get undressed?

I bet you don't get undressed like this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuWSxFWv3Fo...
17:36 Sun 20th Mar 201113 answers, last by ttfn 18:27 Sun 20th Mar 2011
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How did you?

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited - she loves her phone. He shows her...
12:58 Sun 20th Mar 20119 answers, last by McMouse 17:42 Wed 23rd Mar 2011
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Found out

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He...
21:25 Sat 19th Mar 20113 answers, last by marval 22:08 Sat 19th Mar 2011
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Can't

A woman walks into a vet's waiting room. She's dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. The rabbit does not want to be there. "Sit, Fluffy," she says. Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps...
16:25 Fri 18th Mar 20112 answers, last by wildwood 21:11 Fri 18th Mar 2011
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Strange

A man follows a woman out of a cinema. She has a dog on a leash. He stops her and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I couldn't help but notice that your dog really seemed to be enjoying the...
16:40 Wed 16th Mar 20116 answers, last by notafish 17:43 Sat 19th Mar 2011
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Can't

The veterinarian told a blonde that her dog needed a lot more exercise. "You need to make sure the dog runs around, the doctor said. Try playing a game of fetch the ball." "I can't play...
16:42 Tue 15th Mar 2011
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Words

Children were called upon in a classroom to make sentences with words chosen by the teacher. The teacher smiled when Jack raised his hand to participate. She gave him the words 'defeat,' 'deduct,'...
14:45 Tue 15th Mar 20115 answers, last by wildwood 06:21 Wed 16th Mar 2011
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Cake

A man wants to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while...
22:15 Mon 14th Mar 20111 answer, last by dhawaljob 22:04 Wed 24th Jul 2013
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Oh dear

A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." "What's the problem?" the docotor inquired. "Well, I'm 35...
17:16 Sun 13th Mar 20115 answers, last by boxtops 00:01 Mon 14th Mar 2011
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What is it?

This old mountain woman was going to see a real doctor for the first time in her life. After the exam , the doctor tells her to go home and come back in two days with a specimen. When she gets home...
23:03 Sat 12th Mar 20111 answer, last by squarebear 23:03 Sat 12th Mar 2011
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Died

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including...
22:43 Fri 11th Mar 20113 answers, last by McMouse 14:15 Sat 12th Mar 2011
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Shoot

A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands. But it also lit up...
16:08 Fri 11th Mar 2011
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Missing

A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official. The official apologized profusely...
18:49 Thu 10th Mar 20111 answer, last by Buenchico 18:52 Thu 10th Mar 2011

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