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Why are you yelling?

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out...
18:49 Sat 09th Jul 20119 answers, last by marval 17:07 Mon 11th Jul 2011
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Heaven

Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor Max has a heart attack and dies. He manages to make contact with Abe the...
15:53 Wed 06th Jul 20111 answer, last by Halifaxmum 16:44 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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New car

Boris, a Russian man saves his roubles for twenty years to buy a new car. After choosing the model and options he wants, he's not the least bit surprised or even concerned to learn that it will take...
09:42 Tue 05th Jul 20114 answers, last by wildwood 00:33 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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Beer

A beer company decided to make a new beer, very modern and non-traditional. They looked at all the ingredients, and decided to keep with malted barley and water, but do away with hops, because the...
16:55 Mon 04th Jul 20112 answers, last by marval 15:47 Wed 06th Jul 2011
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Oops

There was once a great actor, who had a problem. He could no longer remember his lines. Finally after many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The...
17:37 Sun 03rd Jul 20111 answer, last by wildwood 23:44 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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Free

A man visiting Scotland one day drove through Fife. Feeling hungry, he stopped at a Chinese restaurant he was passing. The food he ate there was by far the tastiest food he had ever eaten, so when he...
15:07 Fri 01st Jul 20118 answers, last by wildwood 06:14 Sat 02nd Jul 2011
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Oops

A well-known professor of music was accustomed to receiving letters from amateur musicians asking for auditions. He always ignored them. But one old lady was particularly persistent. Over and over...
14:59 Wed 29th Jun 201110 answers, last by marval 17:45 Thu 30th Jun 2011
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Groan

It's Friday afternoon and the boss calls his salesman into the office and says that today they could close the big deal he's been working on. But it means the salesman must drive to Birmingham...
17:19 Fri 24th Jun 20117 answers, last by weecalf 12:35 Sat 25th Jun 2011
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How?

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought you to us."...
19:08 Tue 21st Jun 2011
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Began

Have you ever wondered where and how yodelling began? Many years ago a man was travelling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went...
17:23 Fri 17th Jun 20113 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 11:50 Sat 18th Jun 2011
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Fell

A child was playing with her friends in the playground. Running around and dancing to music, when she tripped and fell heavily on a kerbstone and hurt her Arm. She was quickly taken to the hospital...
23:43 Thu 16th Jun 20111 answer, last by wesedward 15:05 Mon 20th Jun 2011
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Lawyer

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's...
17:48 Tue 14th Jun 20112 answers, last by wildwood 06:00 Fri 17th Jun 2011
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Worry

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a wanted ad for an accountant. He was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a three-man business. "I need someone with an accounting...
16:29 Mon 13th Jun 2011
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Looking

A man raised animals on a small farm in the countryside. The farm was a peaceful place. Then, one day a pig was found murdered in the barn. Upset, the farmer was determined to find the killer. The...
15:14 Sun 12th Jun 20114 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 15:06 Mon 11th Jul 2011
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Who did it?

A workman was killed at a construction site. The police began questioning a number of the other workers. Based on past brushes with the law, many of these workers were considered prime suspects. They...
18:53 Fri 10th Jun 2011
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Simple

A six year old girl came home from school and said to her grandmother, “Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to...
18:20 Thu 09th Jun 20112 answers, last by Answerprancer 19:46 Thu 09th Jun 2011
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New

Scientists have developed a new pill that will now help impotent men who are also hay fever sufferers. By combining Allegra to take care of the allergies, and Viagra for the impotency, it gives you an...
20:41 Wed 08th Jun 20112 answers, last by Jemisa 23:51 Wed 08th Jun 2011
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Correct

How an idiot wins a quiz. Q. What is a narrow passage between two mountains called? A. Pass Correct. Q. A surprise sexual advance is sometimes known as making a what? A. Pass Correct. Q.What is the...
22:15 Mon 06th Jun 20116 answers, last by marval 13:51 Wed 08th Jun 2011
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Anyone remember The Rag Trade?

I have just found out that Miriam Karlin has died of cancer, she was 85. I used to like her in The Rag Trade. May she rest in peace...
16:51 Sat 04th Jun 20118 answers, last by netibiza 16:13 Sun 05th Jun 2011
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Choose

In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of Fruits on it. They are: a. Apple b. Banana c. Strawberry d. Peach e. Orange Which fruit will you choose? Please think very carefully...
17:55 Mon 30th May 20115 answers, last by RATTER15 12:33 Tue 31st May 2011

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