The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms and kissed her. She pushed him away....
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Indian were drinking at a bar, discussing what they had done the previous evening. The Italian says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the...
A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother said her chest would increase in size each time a man says, "Pardon" to her. She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped...
8 qualities of a perfect husband
Brave,
Intelligent,
Gentle,
Polite,
Energetic,
Nutty,
Industrious,
Sensitive.
And if all else fails, read the Capital Letters Only....
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot ( wine) to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,...
"Such a nice day out today," a woman thought to herself as she took a walk through the park. Everyone was out. People were sunning themselves, reading books and having picnics. Eventually...
1. Picture yourself near a stream. 2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air. 3. No one but you knows your secret place. 4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic world. 5. The...
The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain...
Doctor Simon is known throughout London as one of the best consultants on arthritis. He always has a waiting room full of people who need his advice and specialist treatment. One day, an elderly lady,...
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret." "I don't know...
Bobby walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!" The bartender says, "Well, seems you're in a really good mood tonight, hmm?" Bobby says, "Oh, you...
An older lady was somewhat lonely, and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop she went. Forlornly, she searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this...
A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more...
This guy goes on his holliday to the seaside, and complains about the fish. What did he expect? it's where fisherman live and work.
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Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. Cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The...
Paddy was returning from a trip to Denmark. When he was going through Customs the Officer asked him, "Do you have any pornographic materials? Paddy replied "Why would I have that, I don't...
Bud Nelson, from New York, flew to Knock Airport in the west of Ireland on Business. As he walked down the stairs from the plane onto the runway he noticed a small Irishman standing beside a long...
Two guys were sitting at a bar recounting their dreams from the night before. "I dreamt I was on vacation," one man said fondly. "It was just me and my fishing rod, and this big...
Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species. Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards. The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made...
