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Waiting

Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming routine and boring. "Get creative Morris. Break up the monotony. Why don't you try 'playing doctor' for an...
18:31 Thu 24th Nov 20111 answer, last by maggiebee 19:43 Thu 24th Nov 2011
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Spoon

Fella goes into his favourite deli where the waiter immediately brings him a bowl of matzoh ball soup. The customer signals the waiter to come back. "Taste the soup!" he commands....
22:19 Wed 23rd Nov 20113 answers, last by Starbuckone 08:57 Thu 24th Nov 2011
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Ella

Ella was feeling tired, worn down, sluggish, bereft of pep. Her get-up-and-go just got up and gone. So, she scheduled her annual physical a little early this year. When the doctor had completed the...
18:14 Tue 22nd Nov 20112 answers, last by Starbuckone 11:16 Wed 23rd Nov 2011
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Homemade

Jane had a system for labelling homemade freezer meals. She would carefully note in large clear letters, "Meatloaf" or "Pot Roast" or "Steak and Vegetables" or...
16:15 Mon 21st Nov 20114 answers, last by marval 22:37 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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Jungle

Three animals in a bar were having a huge argument over who was the best. The first animal, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his...
16:49 Sun 20th Nov 20112 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:17 Sun 20th Nov 2011
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Fire

Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire broke out. They took their habits off, tied them together to make a rope, and climbed out the window. After they were...
22:52 Sat 19th Nov 20111 answer, last by Starbuckone 09:01 Sun 20th Nov 2011
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Blonde car seling

A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer, because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with one of her friends. Her...
16:17 Fri 18th Nov 20112 answers, last by marval 16:32 Fri 18th Nov 2011
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Hunter

A big-game hunter went on safari with his new wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them...
17:46 Thu 17th Nov 20112 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 22:32 Thu 17th Nov 2011
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Almost

Seventy-three year old Sol had worked in the garment centre all his life, never finding the time to get married. But one day a beautiful seventeen-year-old girl walked into the store and it was love...
18:06 Wed 16th Nov 2011
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Routine

John's car came to a halt on the edge of a lonely country road. "Well, I guess," said his pretty but reluctant date, "you're going to pull the old 'out of gas' routine."...
17:14 Tue 15th Nov 20111 answer, last by nowthen22 17:38 Tue 15th Nov 2011
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Problem

I don't know why I didn't realise this sooner. It's the shampoo we use in the shower. When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is the...
21:15 Sat 12th Nov 20118 answers, last by Stamford_Richard 11:56 Sun 13th Nov 2011
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Gin

A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding a horse dressed in a hunting outfit with a rifle over one arm and a hound running along beside him. He dismounts and comes walking into...
15:36 Fri 11th Nov 20115 answers, last by ll_billym 20:07 Sat 12th Nov 2011
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Everything but

The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice. He had always hated Maths, so, he asked his secretary for some Mathematical help. He asked her, "If I were to give you...
15:57 Wed 09th Nov 20112 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:45 Wed 09th Nov 2011
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Ram

The farmer has a sick ram so he asks the vet to come and look at him. The vet says, “There’s nothing physically wrong with the ram, he just seems to be depressed.” The farmer...
16:07 Tue 08th Nov 20113 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:07 Tue 08th Nov 2011
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Hate

This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle." "OK," says the clerk....
14:05 Sun 06th Nov 20113 answers, last by Starbuckone 08:16 Mon 07th Nov 2011
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Okay

Okay Think of a number. Multiply it by 3. Now add 5. Take away the number you first thought of. Now add 7. Subtract 2. Add back the number you first thought of. Now, close your eyes. . . . Dark, isn't...
15:41 Sat 05th Nov 20116 answers, last by coffeeboy 12:59 Sun 06th Nov 2011
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Traffic

The traffic is really bad in London. After 10 minutes of a man trying to cross a road, a policeman comes up to him and says, "you do know there is a zebra crossing up there don't you?" The...
09:01 Fri 04th Nov 20112 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:08 Fri 04th Nov 2011
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Don't try

Whatever you do, don't try to rob a pet shop if you've got a cold. I tried it today and I only managed to come away with a rabbit. I ran inside and shouted, 'Give me your bunny!'...
19:35 Thu 03rd Nov 20112 answers, last by marval 19:41 Thu 03rd Nov 2011
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Single Female

Single Female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing...
22:28 Tue 01st Nov 20111 answer, last by wildwood 22:34 Tue 01st Nov 2011
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On His Vacation

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote:"I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved....
15:17 Mon 31st Oct 20118 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:21 Mon 31st Oct 2011

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