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Silence Isn't Always Golden

Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the Prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could save...
11:01 Sun 30th Oct 201112 answers, last by joggerjayne 07:55 Mon 31st Oct 2011
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Another fairy tale

Once upon a time, there was a famous black knight on a black horse who desired the hand of a fair princess in marriage. So he rode to the castle where the princess lived to seek the permission of her...
13:45 Sat 29th Oct 20113 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:07 Sat 29th Oct 2011
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The Wealthy Widow

Once a young woman married a very wealthy man they lived many happy years until after about 10 years he passed away, of course leaving her a very wealthy widow. Still being young after her husband had...
17:38 Fri 28th Oct 2011
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Mother wins

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement, not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the Perfect dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed...
12:50 Wed 26th Oct 20112 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:10 Wed 26th Oct 2011
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Paddy

Paddy , a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he went to Paris to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris , he visited with some...
17:25 Tue 25th Oct 20112 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 18:34 Tue 25th Oct 2011
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Oops

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between...
14:19 Mon 24th Oct 20111 answer, last by Starbuckone 21:44 Mon 24th Oct 2011
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Turkey

A woman walks into the butchers shop just before closing. She says, "Thank Heavens I've made it in time! Have you any turkey?" The butcher opens his fridge and takes out his only turkey, and...
16:24 Sun 23rd Oct 20114 answers, last by marval 21:08 Sun 23rd Oct 2011
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Grandpa

One early evening, a police car pulled up in front of Grandma Marge's house, and Grandpa Stanley gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the...
12:23 Sat 22nd Oct 20112 answers, last by marval 19:15 Sat 22nd Oct 2011
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Kick

A little boy comes down for breakfast and his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," says the little boy. His mother tells him that until he completes them, he won't be getting...
14:05 Fri 21st Oct 20115 answers, last by Slapshot 16:50 Fri 21st Oct 2011
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A warning for all women

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke...
14:47 Thu 20th Oct 20119 answers, last by tenrec 17:06 Fri 21st Oct 2011
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Call it a day

I, MAXINE, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't...
16:21 Wed 19th Oct 20112 answers, last by marval 14:17 Thu 20th Oct 2011
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Man accused of burglary.

Here's one about a lawyer defending a man accused of burglary. My client merely inserted his arm into the window, and removed a few small items. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can...
15:12 Tue 18th Oct 20114 answers, last by wildwood 20:53 Tue 18th Oct 2011
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Rome

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there?...
18:15 Mon 17th Oct 20118 answers, last by Harry-Wragg 08:07 Tue 18th Oct 2011
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Labour

I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital, after my wife had gone into labour, and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me. "Congratulations sir, you are the father of...
11:45 Sun 16th Oct 20113 answers, last by wildwood 07:40 Tue 18th Oct 2011
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It's started

A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a...
11:36 Sat 15th Oct 20115 answers, last by marval 22:01 Sat 15th Oct 2011
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Dumb

An old Indian Chief sat in his Hogan on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles" asked one official,...
17:34 Fri 14th Oct 20111 answer, last by Starbuckone 21:59 Fri 14th Oct 2011
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Oh dear

The blonde student came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" she cried. "I did? What did I tell you?" asked the dad. "You told me...
09:59 Thu 13th Oct 2011
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Assistants Evaluation Memo

Judy Smith, my assistant, can always be found hard at work in her station. Judy works independently, without wasting hospital time talking to colleagues. Judy never thinks twice about assisting fellow...
17:28 Wed 12th Oct 20117 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 18:53 Wed 12th Oct 2011
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I did

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car?" He calmly told them, "I bought it today." "With what...
16:38 Tue 11th Oct 20113 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 10:01 Wed 12th Oct 2011
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Late

A group of guys lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. One got transferred to another city. It wasn't the same without him. A new woman joined their Club. She overheard the guys...
19:58 Mon 10th Oct 20112 answers, last by wildwood 21:46 Mon 10th Oct 2011

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