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Punctuation

An English professor wrote the words, “A woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: “A woman, without her...
22:22 Tue 30th Aug 20114 answers, last by Jemisa 23:35 Tue 30th Aug 2011
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Why English Teachers Are Important

Dear Thomas, I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I...
11:05 Tue 30th Aug 201121 answers, last by vallaw 18:40 Thu 01st Sep 2011
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Oh dear

Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced "One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don't worry we...
22:53 Sat 27th Aug 20115 answers, last by marval 16:42 Sun 28th Aug 2011
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Spurs

Soon after the riots Spurs bought a new Italian player. He is called Gino Grabatelli...
16:22 Sat 27th Aug 20116 answers, last by carrust 18:45 Sun 28th Aug 2011
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Rabbits

Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test. Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Paddy: Seven! Tester: No,...
16:18 Fri 26th Aug 20116 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 13:10 Sat 27th Aug 2011
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Three guys

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. After a while one of the first two turns to the...
17:20 Thu 25th Aug 20111 answer, last by wildwood 08:56 Sat 27th Aug 2011
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Can I

"Dad, can I ask you something?" "Sure! What about?" "You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think It’s just proper that I should own one." "And what is this...
16:19 Wed 24th Aug 20112 answers, last by notasyoungasiwas 18:39 Thu 25th Aug 2011
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Why men don't write advice columns

Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked...
15:52 Tue 23rd Aug 20115 answers, last by looobylooo 00:16 Thu 25th Aug 2011
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Too smart

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st...
21:38 Sun 21st Aug 20113 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 21:50 Mon 22nd Aug 2011
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You're not

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says. "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks...
16:45 Sun 21st Aug 201112 answers, last by wildwood 01:10 Mon 22nd Aug 2011
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New

An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old fellow was crabby and exacting. "Don't ask me a lot of...
10:11 Sat 20th Aug 20114 answers, last by wildwood 22:07 Sat 20th Aug 2011
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Never

A little old lady had led an extremely sheltered life and never left the village she was born in. One morning she awoke to find three elephants (which had escaped from a nearby zoo) eating the...
18:32 Wed 17th Aug 20113 answers, last by heathfield 15:42 Thu 18th Aug 2011
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Friendship

What does friendship mean to you? I love this special friendship. www.flixxy.com/zeus-and-roxanne-dolphin-and-d og.htm#...
19:32 Tue 16th Aug 20111 answer, last by marval 19:33 Tue 16th Aug 2011
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Oh dear

A parts manager for a small electronics shop, had occasion to order part No. 669 from the factory. But when he received it he noticed that someone had sent part No. 699 instead. Furious at the...
19:23 Tue 16th Aug 2011
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Button

Mr. Smith comes to his wife, "Honey, could you be sewing on a wee button that's come off of my fly? I cannot button up my trousers." "Oh Dear ... I've got my hands in the sink, go up...
19:22 Sun 14th Aug 20112 answers, last by Jemisa 12:23 Mon 15th Aug 2011
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Thunderstorm

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep...
14:43 Sat 13th Aug 20116 answers, last by marval 20:41 Sun 14th Aug 2011
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Take off

Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a plane: "I think everyone's asleep, let's go! This one's empty ... no-one's looking... you go in first. It's a bit cramped - let me sit down....
22:21 Fri 12th Aug 20111 answer, last by notasyoungasiwas 13:10 Sat 13th Aug 2011
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Did you sign the petition?

Sorry this story made me laugh, should not childrens programmes be just that. They are only puppets after all. http://news.sky.com/h...news/article/16048752...
18:10 Fri 12th Aug 20118 answers, last by marval 21:08 Fri 12th Aug 2011
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Old dress

Sadie and Yetta, two widows, are talking Sadie: 'That nice Morris Finkleman asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him...
18:39 Thu 11th Aug 20115 answers, last by marval 09:29 Sat 13th Aug 2011
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missing

There was an expectant father who had spent quite some time waiting for the offspring to arrive - at his in-laws place. As his money was tight he tells his father-in-law -' When my son comes, do not...
17:24 Wed 10th Aug 20111 answer, last by Bumpkin_Clumber 02:14 Sat 10th Mar 2012

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