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can't

It was a small town and a policeman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a second hand car dealer’s yard, he came upon two old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked...
15:02 Sun 29th May 20114 answers, last by marval 15:09 Sun 29th May 2011
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Disappointment

Mr. White, the biology professor, at a posh suburban girl's school, asked during class, "Miss Smith, would you name the organ in the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to...
18:45 Sat 28th May 20114 answers, last by Bobbisox 13:47 Tue 07th Jun 2011
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college

A farmer and his wife had worked hard, and scrimped and saved to send their son to college. As soon as he had enrolled, he started to grow a beard. Next he grew a large moustache and sideburns. Being...
18:16 Fri 27th May 20113 answers, last by wildwood 03:37 Sat 28th May 2011
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Stand

A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed...
22:08 Tue 24th May 20116 answers, last by crisgal 00:00 Fri 27th May 2011
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Don't know

One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car. He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles...
22:26 Sun 22nd May 20111 answer, last by GrumpyOldMan 01:02 Mon 23rd May 2011
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Not

A woman walks into the doctor's surgery and says, doctor I can't stop singing these two songs, is there anything wrong with me? What songs are they? the doctor asks The woman says, Delilah and The...
16:49 Sat 21st May 201116 answers, last by Bobbisox 15:31 Sun 22nd May 2011
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Oh dear

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she...
17:04 Thu 19th May 201113 answers, last by anneasquith 23:08 Thu 19th May 2011
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Poem

There once was a third grader named Jimmy. Every time the teacher would say something, Jimmy would say, "How about that!" One day, the teacher said, "And then George Washington crossed...
16:50 Tue 17th May 20114 answers, last by housemouse 14:00 Thu 19th May 2011
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Oops

One day David Cameron and Nick Clegg walk into a cafe. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. David leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?" The...
16:16 Mon 16th May 201113 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 22:17 Mon 16th May 2011
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Congratulaions

Congratulations Lloyd Scott, I salute you. http://news.sky.com/s...arathon_After_26_Days...
15:05 Sat 14th May 20114 answers, last by Starbuckone 15:50 Sat 14th May 2011
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Insurance

Make sure you get the right insurance, for the sex you are having' Please find a list of companies below, catering for most tastes. Sex with your wife :- Legal and General. Sex on the telephone :-...
12:11 Sat 14th May 20111 answer, last by keithlbw 12:50 Sat 14th May 2011
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Snoring

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do...
17:17 Thu 12th May 20113 answers, last by wheaten 00:20 Fri 13th May 2011
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Cat

A lady was walking her poodle (called "Chu-chu") through Regent's Park zoo. As she was passing the lions' cage one of the beasts passed a paw through the bars and pulled the poor animal...
10:20 Wed 11th May 201111 answers, last by MatlockBill 14:34 Mon 16th May 2011
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Wanted

A Chinese mother was questioning her 3 daughters on what they wanted in a husband The Eldest said "A tall handsome man with 3 dragons on his chest" Second daughter said "A tall handsome...
22:49 Mon 09th May 20117 answers, last by marval 10:08 Wed 11th May 2011
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Pay

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard,"...
18:35 Sat 07th May 2011
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Money

What money can do for you. It can buy a house But not a home It can buy a bed But not sleep It can buy a clock But not time It can buy a book But not knowledge It can buy a position But not respect It...
15:07 Fri 06th May 20113 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:35 Sun 08th May 2011
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No trouble

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fitted under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of school, still with the...
17:04 Thu 05th May 201111 answers, last by marval 15:17 Fri 06th May 2011
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Refused

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card...
18:06 Tue 03rd May 20114 answers, last by RATTER15 19:05 Wed 04th May 2011
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Words

One Sunday morning, the minister told the congregation that he was going to say a series of words, and he wanted them to sing the song that came to mind, when he said each word. The first word he said...
11:10 Mon 02nd May 20113 answers, last by Quizmonkey 12:32 Tue 03rd May 2011
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Job

A sign was hung in an office window. It read: Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute. Must be computer literate. Must be bilingual. An equal opportunity employer. A dog was ambling down the street...
11:05 Sun 01st May 20115 answers, last by askyourgran 23:20 Sun 01st May 2011

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