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Password

During a recent password audit at a large company, it was found that a blonde receptionist was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyLon don” When asked why she...
20:36 Mon 07th Feb 20118 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 22:48 Mon 07th Feb 2011
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How cheeky would you be?

I live in a semi detached house, the people in the other semi have been repossessed. Or so we have been told, the thing is they have dismantled the conservatory and taken it away. I don't think that...
13:42 Sun 06th Feb 201118 answers, last by karenmac60 18:45 Sun 06th Feb 2011
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Fast calf

A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four year old son standing at the fence, taking in the whole event. The man thought to himself, "Great. He's four and I'm...
11:57 Sun 06th Feb 20113 answers, last by wildwood 23:04 Sun 06th Feb 2011
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I am bored

If you are really bored, try this. http://www.i-am-bored...link.cfm?link_id=9644...
23:02 Fri 04th Feb 20118 answers, last by sone 17:03 Sun 29th Apr 2018
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Shingles

A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a...
23:40 Thu 03rd Feb 20115 answers, last by piggynose 18:10 Fri 04th Feb 2011
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Suit yourself

Just as a surgeon was finishing an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on. "I'm about to close," the surgeon says. The patient...
18:43 Mon 31st Jan 20116 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 14:27 Fri 04th Feb 2011
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Harry

Every night after dinner, Harry took off for the local watering hole. He would spend the whole evening there and always arrive home well inebriated around midnight. He usually had trouble getting his...
17:51 Sun 30th Jan 2011
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No hair cut

A guy sticks his head round the door of the barbershop and asks, ‘How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, ‘About 2 hours’,...
11:41 Fri 28th Jan 20114 answers, last by The.ST 21:22 Fri 28th Jan 2011
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Funny or not?

This man said to me, “I once got my dog to retrieve a stick from 100 miles away.”I said: “That’s a bit far-fetched.” So I was in the jungle and I saw this monkey with a...
00:22 Thu 27th Jan 201118 answers, last by notafish 14:18 Mon 31st Jan 2011
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Turkey recipe

I thought this sounded good! Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing ingredient -- imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like...
00:16 Sun 23rd Jan 20112 answers, last by whiskeryron 13:31 Sun 23rd Jan 2011
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Oops

Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting frustrated, though, because the two women who were playing right in front of them were quite slow, and were holding up the...
17:54 Fri 21st Jan 20113 answers, last by marval 18:42 Fri 21st Jan 2011
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Glasses

Chris, has worn glasses since the age of three. When he was in the first grade he came home one day very distressed. Wanting to find out what was the matter his mother asked, "Chris, what...
17:20 Wed 19th Jan 2011
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Light bulb

One Sunday morning after church, little Maury's family invited the priest to breakfast at their home. His mother asked little Maury what he would like for his breakfast and he replied, "I want a...
18:57 Sat 15th Jan 20112 answers, last by lambshank 18:15 Sun 16th Jun 2013
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The psychic

Linda visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news: “There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be...
17:48 Fri 14th Jan 20114 answers, last by Groupie 12:33 Sat 15th Jan 2011
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Oops

I woke up early feeling depressed because it was my birthday, but decided to make the best of it. So I showered, knowing when I went down to breakfast, my wife would greet me with a big kiss and say...
18:12 Wed 12th Jan 201110 answers, last by Avatar 11:26 Fri 14th Jan 2011
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Stand

Two show stallions are arguing over who should take best of breed. The first says, “I’ll grant you are the closest I have ever seen to my equal, but my legs are just a bit straighter than...
18:51 Mon 10th Jan 20113 answers, last by AB Editor 17:53 Tue 11th Jan 2011
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Coast

A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment, and said ‘How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!’...
11:04 Sun 09th Jan 20112 answers, last by marval 11:08 Sun 09th Jan 2011
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Strange

A mother complained to her doctor about her daughter's strange eating habits. "All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her, doctor?," the mother...
12:04 Fri 07th Jan 20117 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 14:02 Fri 07th Jan 2011
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Sheep dentist

An animal orthodontist who practiced in Iowa was called one day by a frantic farmer in Australia. "Help sir!" he cried, "I just got braces and orthodontic equipment for 100 of my sheep,...
16:17 Sun 02nd Jan 20115 answers, last by mike11111 20:09 Sun 09th Jan 2011
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Ice cream

Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach. The lady lobster suggested to the gentleman lobster to get them each an ice cream. Having purchased two ice cream cones, Mr. Lobster made his way back to the...
21:01 Thu 30th Dec 20102 answers, last by wildwood 05:38 Sat 01st Jan 2011

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