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Oops

There were three men in a bar. All three were sitting at the bar stool and one got up to use the bathroom. The other two men started talking. One man said, "So what's new in your life?" The...
19:43 Tue 19th Oct 20101 answer, last by laurababy 00:09 Wed 20th Oct 2010
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Test

Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test. The doctor says to the first gal, "What is three times three?" "297," was her prompt reply. "Ummm...
18:02 Mon 18th Oct 20105 answers, last by marval 19:25 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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Filter

There once were two Irishmen, named Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends. During one particular night of revelry, the two agreed that when one passed on, the other would take and spill the...
13:20 Fri 15th Oct 20102 answers, last by marval 16:32 Fri 15th Oct 2010
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Don't

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud says, "Man,...
15:52 Wed 13th Oct 2010
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Oops

During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't...
21:36 Mon 11th Oct 20101 answer, last by notafish 16:07 Tue 12th Oct 2010
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Gave up

I gave up jogging for health reasons; my thighs rubbed together and my knickers caught fire!
23:17 Sat 09th Oct 20101 answer, last by askyourgran 23:20 Sat 09th Oct 2010
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Three men

Three men were sitting on a bench in heaven discussing how they died. The first man said, "I died of cancer." The second man said, "I died of tuberculosis" . The third man said,...
14:24 Fri 08th Oct 2010
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Little gift

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. “How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle....
17:03 Tue 05th Oct 2010
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Ugly

Gwen was one of those ugly women, so ugly it hurts. She never had a boyfriend, so she went to a psychic for help. Honey, said the psychic, you will not have luck in love in this life. But after death,...
15:25 Mon 04th Oct 2010
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Viagra

An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?" The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4,...
12:33 Sat 02nd Oct 20101 answer, last by pjgriffo 15:59 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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Oops

Henry's dad was a farmer in a poor district of the country. One day his Uncle Festus came to visit. Since there were limited accommodations, they were required to sleep together. When Uncle Festus...
19:32 Fri 01st Oct 20101 answer, last by anneasquith 19:33 Fri 01st Oct 2010
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Litter

This man, his wife and their Border Collie, Maisy were out for a drive in the country one afternoon in their new convertible, with the top down. The husband and wife were enjoying the scenery as they...
17:17 Thu 30th Sep 2010
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Saving

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him,...
22:23 Wed 29th Sep 20102 answers, last by anneasquith 22:50 Wed 29th Sep 2010
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Pass

A news story said the police caught a man trying to cash a dud cheque and took him down to the station. While the officers were distracted, the crook grabbed the cheque off the desk and swallowed it....
22:43 Mon 27th Sep 2010
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Milk

There were three guys hitchiking along the roads of a plain, boring field because their car overheated from the long drive. Exhausted, hungry, and thirsty from the long walk, they were desperately...
13:39 Mon 27th Sep 20101 answer, last by Count-A-Strong 13:41 Mon 27th Sep 2010
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Taller

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the matter?" The fellow replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff,sniff), and...
16:36 Sat 25th Sep 20101 answer, last by squarebear 16:39 Sat 25th Sep 2010
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Typos

1. A daughter sent a telegram to her father about passing her B.Ed exams, which the father received as ” Father, your daughter has been successful in BED.” 2. A husband, while on a...
22:05 Fri 24th Sep 20103 answers, last by McMouse 15:01 Sat 25th Sep 2010
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Something wrong

A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes sir, may we help you?" "There's something wrong with my d!ck," he replied. The...
17:04 Thu 23rd Sep 20103 answers, last by daftgrandad 15:14 Mon 27th Sep 2010
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Why?

Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who...
19:50 Wed 22nd Sep 20102 answers, last by piggynose 19:55 Wed 22nd Sep 2010
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Cat in a box

Mrs. Biddle was walking down the street one day carrying a small box with holes punched in the top. "What's in that box?" Mrs. Riddle asked. "A cat," Mrs. Biddle answered....
21:37 Tue 21st Sep 20102 answers, last by marval 10:08 Wed 22nd Sep 2010

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