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More tomorrow

Once upon a time a packet of corn flakes went on holiday to the seaside. I will tell you more tomorrow.....as it's a cereal....
17:45 Mon 20th Sep 20102 answers, last by Avatar 08:07 Tue 21st Sep 2010
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Stairs or elevator

Do you use the stairs or elevator, when using the underground. Maybe this will encourage you to use the stairs. http://www.youtube.co...ature=player_embedded...
22:20 Sun 19th Sep 20105 answers, last by woofgang 08:48 Mon 20th Sep 2010
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Blonde fan

A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He...
13:34 Sat 18th Sep 2010
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Oops

The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other female roadrunners around, he decided to look around. He happened to spot a lovely dove. Bzzzzzz... down he goes and...
18:50 Thu 16th Sep 2010
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Tax

A village Medical Centre and Surgery is audited once again by the Tax Office, the latter of whom are convinced that the former is up to something because their profits and losses were always...
21:55 Mon 13th Sep 20102 answers, last by Seafarer1966 12:36 Thu 16th Sep 2010
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Court

At court one day, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge." The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician,...
12:00 Mon 13th Sep 20102 answers, last by Brinjal 15:03 Mon 13th Sep 2010
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That too

A policeman sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over. He walks up to the car and sees a nice-looking woman is driving and smells booze on her breath. He says, "I'm going to have to...
15:21 Fri 10th Sep 2010
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Go slow

Farmer John lived on a busy road; the traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day Farmer John called the police and said,...
17:48 Wed 08th Sep 20103 answers, last by marval 18:02 Wed 08th Sep 2010
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Oops

Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out of the windshield and suddenly exclaimed to the co-pilot, "Holy cow!...
21:24 Tue 07th Sep 20101 answer, last by Brinjal 06:37 Fri 10th Sep 2010
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I'm not drunk

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my wife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else... After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally...
16:29 Sun 05th Sep 20105 answers, last by anneasquith 18:59 Wed 08th Sep 2010
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Speech

Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other: "If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?" "Yeah, sure...
14:19 Sat 04th Sep 2010
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Some story

Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman. "That's it!" she shouted, "I'm leaving and I'm not coming back!" "Wait...
22:10 Fri 03rd Sep 20104 answers, last by laurababy 00:31 Sun 05th Sep 2010
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Lettuce or tomato?

One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say...
18:37 Tue 31st Aug 20104 answers, last by chelle7272 10:00 Wed 01st Sep 2010
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Thinking

At the exact same time, there are two young men on opposite sides of the Earth. One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers, the other is getting oral sex from an 85-year-old woman. They are...
17:15 Mon 30th Aug 2010
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Blank off

This letter was sent to the head teacher of the local school, after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the local senior citizens. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a prize, and...
15:27 Sun 29th Aug 20107 answers, last by marval 15:51 Mon 30th Aug 2010
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Ooh

The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile on her full lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner. The handsome stranger turned, having sensed her approach. Locking his...
21:54 Thu 26th Aug 20103 answers, last by piggynose 14:51 Fri 27th Aug 2010
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polar bear

A guy is forced to live in a remote Eskimo villiage but is having trouble interacting with the villiagers. Finally he corners one of them and asks why they won't talk to him. The villiager responds...
18:11 Wed 25th Aug 20103 answers, last by Avatar 10:39 Thu 26th Aug 2010
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Chief

A tribe in the jungle consider farting after every meal to be a sign of power, however the chief of the tribe finds it extremely difficult to fart. His servant goes to the doctor and say "big...
21:41 Tue 24th Aug 20102 answers, last by marval 14:50 Wed 25th Aug 2010
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Where is it?

There was this magician who had a job on a cruise liner, entertaining the passengers with a nightly show. He was very successful in his job and there was always a full house at all his performances....
16:48 Mon 23rd Aug 2010
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Sorry in advance

A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, and he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry.He looked up from the page and said to her, "Did you know that...
12:36 Sun 22nd Aug 2010

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