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Wool

A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitutes terms. When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair. The man shouted, What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down...
12:20 Mon 14th Jun 20106 answers, last by squarebear 08:33 Tue 15th Jun 2010
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Recipe

Ingredients. Laughing Eyes Loving Arms Well Shaped Legs Firm Milk Containers Fur-Lined Mixing Bowl Large Banana Mixing Instructions. Look into Laughing Eyes, spread Well-Shaped Legs, squeeze and...
10:24 Mon 14th Jun 20102 answers, last by another-view 10:26 Mon 14th Jun 2010
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Misheard

A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore. His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more. "Have...
10:30 Sat 12th Jun 20103 answers, last by heathfield 10:52 Sun 13th Jun 2010
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Named

'I called my son David,' said the Welshman, 'because he was born on St David's day.' 'Ay and I called my son Andrew,' added the Scot, 'because he was born on St Andrew's day.' 'Yes,' said Murphy. 'I...
15:52 Thu 10th Jun 20101 answer, last by squarebear 15:53 Thu 10th Jun 2010
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Oh dear

It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-covered trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a...
08:10 Mon 07th Jun 20104 answers, last by Jemisa 22:02 Mon 07th Jun 2010
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Oops

An older gent had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. He approached the receptionist desk. The receptionist...
18:56 Fri 04th Jun 2010
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Oh dear

Harry was sensitive about his wooden leg and afraid no woman would have him. He was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage. He couldn't bring himself to tell his...
14:39 Mon 31st May 20103 answers, last by whiskeryron 19:03 Tue 01st Jun 2010
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so much fun

14:31 Mon 31st May 20101 answer, last by marval 14:33 Mon 31st May 2010
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Ex

This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that man for...
08:23 Thu 27th May 2010
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This Sounds Good To Me

In my next life, I want to be a bear. If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself...
18:06 Mon 24th May 20101 answer, last by wildwood 07:27 Thu 27th May 2010
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Oops

A cowboy walked into a barbers shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a...
11:59 Tue 18th May 20104 answers, last by marval 22:53 Wed 19th May 2010
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Spell

School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it....
12:59 Mon 17th May 2010
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Anagrams

Dormitory == Dirty Room Desperation = A Rope Ends It The Morse Code = Here Come Dots Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em Animosity = Is No Amity Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's Alec Guinness = Genuine...
18:13 Thu 13th May 20103 answers, last by marval 12:51 Fri 14th May 2010
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another marval unfunny joke

Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate encounters in the dental clinic after hours. But one day he said sadly,...
21:43 Tue 11th May 20107 answers, last by gsr600 16:51 Sun 16th May 2010
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Chopsticks

Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skilfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicken...
16:16 Fri 07th May 20106 answers, last by shiznit 09:26 Mon 10th May 2010
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Oops

A man is not getting along with his wife, and is lonely, so he goes to the pet shop to find a companion. he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The man says out...
12:04 Tue 04th May 2010
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Poof

A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie! The genie says, "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I...
15:18 Sun 02nd May 2010
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Oh dear

A naive young lass was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and...
15:38 Sat 01st May 20101 answer, last by pericat 15:40 Sat 01st May 2010
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Follow

One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of a sudden, she heard this soft crying from down below. When she landed, she saw this yellow frog. Touched by his sadness, the...
19:10 Fri 30th Apr 20103 answers, last by lucca 23:22 Fri 30th Apr 2010
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A couple

A little girl runs out to the yard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?" Her startled father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells...
16:37 Thu 29th Apr 20104 answers, last by another-view 11:36 Fri 30th Apr 2010

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