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Appologies to the Irish on St.Patricks day

It was general question time on the "Top of the World" quiz show and the host first asked the Hungarian contestant: "Complete this line of a song and spell your answer - Old MacDonald...
18:08 Wed 17th Mar 20101 answer, last by Billee_Sugger 20:23 Wed 17th Mar 2010
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Some date

A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at a “lovers point” where they started making out. After things started getting pretty good, he thought he might get...
14:30 Sun 14th Mar 20101 answer, last by BBBE99 16:18 Tue 16th Mar 2010
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Why

A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks. The two Americans just stare at him....
17:23 Sat 13th Mar 2010
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Thanks

Peter decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Peter's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby...
12:17 Fri 12th Mar 20102 answers, last by marval 23:55 Tue 16th Mar 2010
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Jobs

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't concentrate. After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it...mainly because it was a so-so job....
18:51 Thu 11th Mar 20102 answers, last by marval 23:53 Tue 16th Mar 2010
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Groan

Did you hear about the two blokes arrested for drinking battery acid and eating a firework? One was charged and the other let off....
20:55 Wed 10th Mar 20101 answer, last by AB Editor 09:31 Thu 11th Mar 2010
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Cat

What do you call a septic cat? Puss...
23:58 Tue 09th Mar 20104 answers, last by McMouse 14:24 Wed 10th Mar 2010
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Think

The manager of an office wants to motivate his staff so he puts up a sign saying "THINK" above the basin in the staff restroom. Upon returning, he finds a new sign above the dispenser saying...
19:11 Tue 09th Mar 20107 answers, last by AB Editor 16:56 Wed 10th Mar 2010
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The lottery

Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle. They bought five £1 tickets each, seeing it was for charity. The...
17:19 Mon 08th Mar 20101 answer, last by carrust 17:20 Mon 08th Mar 2010
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Who came first?

The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutters "Well I...
15:29 Mon 08th Mar 201014 answers, last by seekeerz 05:43 Tue 09th Mar 2010
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Oranges

A young teenage girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl....
14:03 Sun 07th Mar 20103 answers, last by China Doll 15:14 Mon 08th Mar 2010
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Halloween

An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs. When she came out,...
16:41 Fri 05th Mar 2010
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Size

Ever wonder why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes? A - Almost Boobs B - Barely there C - Can Do D - Damn good E - Enormous F - Fake...
18:52 Thu 04th Mar 20104 answers, last by lardhelmet 22:47 Fri 05th Mar 2010
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Burglar

A story I'll tell of a burglar bold Who started to rob a house; He opened the window, and then crept in As quiet as a mouse. He looked around for a place to hide, 'Till the folks were all asleep, Then...
12:35 Wed 03rd Mar 2010
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burglar

12:33 Wed 03rd Mar 20102 answers, last by Jemisa 01:48 Sun 07th Mar 2010
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Organ

A local church built a new sanctuary. They moved their very fine old pipe organ to the new sanctuary. It was an intricate task that was completed successfully. The local news heralded. .. "St....
13:50 Tue 02nd Mar 2010
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Oops

A young virgin couple are finally wed. Each one is nervous about the impending night, but neither are willing to admit or ask each other about it. Wondering what to do first, the young man calls his...
19:00 Mon 01st Mar 20103 answers, last by clippetyclop 19:11 Mon 01st Mar 2010
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Mother-in-law

The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting. It seems that in England, they had a men's club, Bachelors' Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear or even...
22:52 Sat 27th Feb 20101 answer, last by crisgal 17:58 Sun 28th Feb 2010
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College Photos

Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity to each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted...
23:27 Fri 26th Feb 20101 answer, last by crisgal 01:47 Sat 27th Feb 2010
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The horse race

Welcome to the Sunnyvale Horse racing Track, I am your announcer Richard Small. Before the race begins, let’s have a look at the line up. Line-up: In lane 1. Passionate Lady In lane 2. Bare...
15:47 Wed 24th Feb 20103 answers, last by puternut 00:21 Fri 26th Feb 2010

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