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Now-Agra

After several disastrous attempts to synchronise his own and his wife's libido with the delayed-action effects of Viagra, Tom the Bus Driver was delighted to hear about a new product called Now-Agra....
22:26 Mon 08th Aug 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 23:02 Mon 08th Aug 2016
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No Nudity

The young bride's mother had some old-fashioned ideas of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter. "Never let your husband see you in the nude," she advised. "You should always wear something."...
18:32 Mon 08th Aug 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 21:50 Mon 08th Aug 2016
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I Went

I went to the royal Albert hall last night,it was full of pushchairs. It was last night of the prams!...
15:45 Sun 07th Aug 20164 answers, last by Baldric 14:07 Mon 08th Aug 2016
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I Saw

I saw a dwarf today wearing a fez, saying, "Just like that," as he got into his car. I think it was a Mini Cooper....
15:05 Sun 07th Aug 20162 answers, last by cupid04 14:08 Mon 08th Aug 2016
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Anyone Want?

Anyone want my collection of Chiropractor Monthly? I've got a load of back issues....
22:50 Sat 06th Aug 201611 answers, last by Patsy33 12:13 Sun 07th Aug 2016
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Did You Hear

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year!...
20:35 Fri 05th Aug 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 20:40 Fri 05th Aug 2016
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Bouncy Puppy

A man, his wife and their Border Collie, Maisy were out for a drive in the country one afternoon in their new convertible, with the top down. The husband and wife were enjoying the scenery as they...
18:56 Fri 05th Aug 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 20:01 Fri 05th Aug 2016
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Falling

In a small town in Texas, the local madam operated a telephone service. The police finally arrested her and seized her big black book in which her talent was listed. Each officer on the force was...
21:41 Thu 04th Aug 20161 answer, last by cupid04 02:04 Fri 05th Aug 2016
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Groan

A team of doctors attended the delivery of quintuplets who were able to walk immediately after their umbilical cords were cut. The senior doctor was asked to explain this unusual occurrence. "I guess...
19:07 Thu 04th Aug 20168 answers, last by stuey 00:20 Fri 05th Aug 2016
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I Hate

I hate people who repeat themselves. Those who say the same thing twice annoy me too....
17:10 Sun 31st Jul 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 17:18 Sun 31st Jul 2016
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Meet The Latest Member Of The Treasury

The chap apparently has catitude. http://news.sky.com/story/gladstone-joins-whitehall-feline-frontline-10516331...
18:48 Fri 29th Jul 20161 answer, last by wolf63 20:24 Fri 29th Jul 2016
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I Bought

I bought a walking stick off a mate in the pub, but I think it's broken. It hasn't walked once....
18:26 Fri 29th Jul 20164 answers, last by marval 22:24 Fri 29th Jul 2016
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How To Get Rid Of Cold Callers

The phone rang as we were sitting down to dinner. I answered it and was greeted with, "Is this William Wagenhoss?" This didn't sound anything like my name, so I asked, "Who is calling?" The...
21:51 Thu 28th Jul 201612 answers, last by ChillDoubt 22:07 Thu 28th Jul 2016
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Study

After a lengthy study, a South American Scientist discovered that people without enough sexual activity in their lives read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off, it's...
18:29 Thu 28th Jul 20167 answers, last by Old_Geezer 19:27 Thu 28th Jul 2016
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Will That Work?

A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after which they...
17:31 Thu 28th Jul 20163 answers, last by ubasses 17:58 Thu 28th Jul 2016
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The Will

Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris' Last Will and Testament. "To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 150 acres of land, and 1 million pounds. To my son...
22:05 Wed 27th Jul 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 11:50 Thu 28th Jul 2016
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The Dinner Party

A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged to bring their children. All during the sit-down dinner, one co-worker's three-year-old girl stared at the man sitting...
18:49 Mon 25th Jul 20162 answers, last by marval 18:24 Tue 26th Jul 2016
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Oops

A young woman was suffering badly from hay fever. She was going to a fancy dinner party that night and figured she would need at least two handkerchiefs to get her through the evening. She didn't have...
14:21 Sun 24th Jul 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 18:03 Sun 24th Jul 2016
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I'm Going

I'm going to get the numbers 1-100 tattooed across my body. That way, you can always count on me....
18:02 Sat 23rd Jul 20166 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:56 Sun 24th Jul 2016
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Not Allowed

A gentleman in the upper reaches of his 'third age' begins dating a much younger woman, and after a time he asks her to marry him. The woman accepts, and as they talk of the life they'll have together...
16:45 Fri 22nd Jul 2016

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