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Give Up

An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, “Oh oh!” The man asked the doctor what the problem was....
19:22 Fri 03rd Jun 2016
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Medical Dilemna

Medical ethics experts are still struggling with the question as to whether or not it's fitting for young male gynecologists to keep looking up old girlfriends....
20:02 Thu 02nd Jun 201610 answers, last by zebo 09:49 Fri 03rd Jun 2016
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Ug

Two cave men in a cave. One cave man say's, "ug" The other cave man say's "ug" The other cave man replied, "ug" One cave man said, "ug ug" The other cave man exclained, "dont change the ***...
18:19 Thu 02nd Jun 20165 answers, last by waterboatman 07:32 Fri 03rd Jun 2016
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My Boss

My boss accused me of "acting the monkey" at work. I almost choked on my banana...
17:56 Tue 31st May 201610 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:26 Tue 31st May 2016
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How?

"Look at me!" boasted the fit old man, pounding a very flat and firm stomach, having just finished 100 situps before a group of young people. “Fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don’t...
18:22 Sun 29th May 2016
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Sexual Advisor

Many years ago on a long flight, I asked if I could visit the cockpit. When I got up there, I found four crewmen. I asked the first what he did, and he explained, that he was the navigator and what...
18:40 Sat 28th May 20165 answers, last by rccatnap 21:35 Sun 29th May 2016
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Pay Up Or Else

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic rubbish bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a £20 note fell out onto the pavement. Noticing...
22:04 Fri 27th May 20162 answers, last by cupid04 12:54 Sat 28th May 2016
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Please Press

This morning I was beaten up by a woman. I was in a lift when this gorgeous woman got in. I admit it, I couldn't help myself. I was staring at her, when she said, "would you please press 1?" So I did....
21:41 Thu 26th May 20163 answers, last by Patsy33 22:23 Thu 26th May 2016
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Adult Pain

A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant, buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine and on the way...
19:01 Thu 26th May 2016
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Eat Elsewhere

Max was worried. Sam, his loyal deli customer every day for thirty years, doesn't show up. Max loves Sam, every day at the deli he gives him the best cuts, charges him the least, and treats him like...
17:45 Thu 26th May 2016
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Why So Big?

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized sexual organs. "How...
22:12 Wed 25th May 20165 answers, last by frugalfred 16:31 Thu 26th May 2016
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How Big Do Women Like Them?

Women's response to a survey on what size they liked. 2 inches - I can't even hold it. 3 inches - Never been so unsatisfied 4 inches- I've had bigger than it. 5 inches- Good, but I wish it was a bit...
17:21 Tue 24th May 20168 answers, last by shoota 20:48 Tue 24th May 2016
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Naked

A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee (pronounced Get-off-me) was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece. In those days, believe it or not, the...
21:39 Mon 23rd May 20165 answers, last by murraymints 12:28 Tue 24th May 2016
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Food News

A French Chef has committed suicide after critics attack his food. After further investigation, it turns out he simply lost the huile d'olive....
18:25 Mon 23rd May 20163 answers, last by frugalfred 19:51 Mon 23rd May 2016
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Husbands And Wives

A husband and his wife are sitting sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Ooh, I look like a pig," she says. The man nods, "And you dropped tomato...
22:41 Sun 22nd May 20161 answer, last by Hopkirk 22:42 Sun 22nd May 2016
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Oops

A well to do lady lost three pairs of panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. The maid said "Sir you are my witness, you know I never wear panties."...
19:14 Sun 22nd May 20162 answers, last by Jackdaw33 20:54 Sun 22nd May 2016
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Naughty Doctor Sqad

A fat middle-aged woman and her beautiful 18 year-old daughter enter Doctor Sqad's surgery. Doctor Sqad says to the daughter, "Okay, get undressed." The woman says, "No, it's me that's come to see...
17:38 Sat 21st May 20168 answers, last by marval 20:09 Sat 21st May 2016
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Was Once

I was once abducted by aliens. They made me wipe my face, blow my nose and eat my greens. I think I was on board the mother ship....
16:25 Thu 19th May 20165 answers, last by marval 19:02 Thu 19th May 2016
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Shelves

I saw a guy stacking shelves at Tesco. He was complaining because the top shelf was broken, and he couldn't keep it up. I think he had a wrecked aisle dysfunction....
21:19 Wed 18th May 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 21:26 Wed 18th May 2016
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Groan

Two pirates were chatting to each other. The first pirate says, "I like your earrings, how much were they?" The second pirate says, "A couple of bucks." The first pirate says, "Oh, they're not bad for...
14:44 Tue 17th May 20166 answers, last by Patsy33 16:41 Tue 17th May 2016

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