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Did You Hear?

Did you hear about the London criminal who fell foul of the Glasgow Mafia? Apparently they made him an offer he couldn't understand....
21:39 Thu 30th Jun 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 22:02 Thu 30th Jun 2016
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Football

Why is football (soccer) played for 45 minutes in each half? Why not 30 minutes, 40, 50 or an hour? Here's the reason why (hardly anybody knows): There are 2 teams and there are 11 players in each...
21:19 Thu 30th Jun 201610 answers, last by aelmpvw 11:55 Fri 01st Jul 2016
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Dear Procter & Gamble

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it since the beginning of married life, when my Mum told me it was the best. In fact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's...
18:17 Thu 30th Jun 2016
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I've Got

I've recently got a new pet, but I don't think it likes my heavy metal music. Either that or I've got a def leppard....
14:10 Thu 30th Jun 20164 answers, last by Arksided 14:24 Thu 30th Jun 2016
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Oops

Apparently, running into a meeting room and attacking everyone with a stool wasn't what my boss meant when he said I needed to chair a meeting....
22:31 Wed 29th Jun 20165 answers, last by marval 22:42 Wed 29th Jun 2016
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I Don't

I don't like roller-coasters. I'd rather my coffee was sat still on the table....
17:57 Wed 29th Jun 2016
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Loofah

I was really inspired when I had a bath last night. It must be because I was washing my back with a Martin Loofah King....
17:17 Wed 29th Jun 20168 answers, last by marval 22:33 Wed 29th Jun 2016
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Where Is Mine?

A man was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for supper. Well, his wife was quite irritated...
22:47 Sun 12th Jun 20165 answers, last by Shaglene 15:47 Mon 13th Jun 2016
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Doctor Sqad's Maid

A business executive injured his leg skiing one weekend. By the time he got home Sunday, the leg was very swollen and he was having difficulty walking, so he called Doctor Sqad at home. Doctor Sqad...
22:11 Sun 12th Jun 20161 answer, last by EDDIE51 22:16 Sun 12th Jun 2016
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Pet Frog

An older lady was somewhat lonely, and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop she went. Forlornly, she searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this...
21:19 Sat 11th Jun 20167 answers, last by EDDIE51 22:03 Sun 12th Jun 2016
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Sherlock Holmes

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the creator of the world-famous detective Sherlock Holmes, was not above telling self- deprecating tales. In one situation, he was waiting at a taxi stand outside the railway...
22:25 Thu 09th Jun 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 22:40 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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Artificial Parts (Adult)

A married couple were having dinner and the conversation got around to transplants and artificial body parts. "They'll make an artificial pen!s next," the wife said. "Nonsense!" replied the husband....
20:00 Thu 09th Jun 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 20:21 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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How Do You?

How do you circumscise a whale? Four skin divers...
19:53 Wed 08th Jun 20163 answers, last by 1ozzy 05:52 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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I Entered

I entered a race where one foot had to be in contact with the ground at all times. I walked it....
18:34 Wed 08th Jun 2016
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Have You Seen This?

This is not what I expected when I logged on here. Just watch what happens. http://producten.hema.nl/...
22:47 Tue 07th Jun 201614 answers, last by Zacs-Master 02:29 Wed 08th Jun 2016
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Fancy Dress

I went into a fancy dress shop and asked the woman working there if they had any ghost costumes. She said "We don't sell those, I'm afraid." Stupid woman I thought. They're not that scary....
19:37 Tue 07th Jun 20163 answers, last by Tilly2 20:02 Tue 07th Jun 2016
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As A

As a shepherdess, I hear lots of jokes about sheep. I used to tell them to my dog but he'd always herd them....
22:46 Mon 06th Jun 201611 answers, last by Shaglene 12:51 Tue 07th Jun 2016
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Ah

A police motorcycle cop stops a driver for running a red light. The driver is a real jerk, he steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by...
21:50 Mon 06th Jun 20162 answers, last by maggiebee 12:36 Thu 09th Jun 2016
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How Many?

The old Lord of the Manor was finally on his death-bed, and had called his servants to his bed-side. To his butler, he said, "Jeeves, you have been with me now for nearly 40 years, and for your loyal...
23:13 Sun 05th Jun 20161 answer, last by maggiebee 10:28 Mon 06th Jun 2016
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Are You Fit To Travel?

At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologise for the inconvenience,...
15:07 Sun 05th Jun 20163 answers, last by zebo 20:49 Sun 05th Jun 2016

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