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I Would Like

"You name it, we’ll make it!" Was the big sign outside the new restaurant on the high street. "There is no food we can’t make for you!" "Excuse me sir", said a man with a heavy Russian accent to...
21:58 Mon 16th May 2016
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Aubergeanealogy

I'm into Aubergeanealogy. That is tracing the family history of aubergines. Fascinatingly, my aubergine can be traced all the way back to 1930's America and the St Valentines Day Moussaka....
17:33 Mon 16th May 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 19:00 Mon 16th May 2016
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Proof That Dogs Really Do Love You.

This is such a heart warming story, I hope Haus makes a complete recovery. http://news.sky.com/story/1695890/dog-saves-seven-year-old-from-rattlesnake...
15:32 Sun 15th May 20164 answers, last by retrocop 14:43 Mon 16th May 2016
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I Went

I went to see a topless lady ventriloquist. She was very good nobody saw her lips move....
17:41 Sat 14th May 20164 answers, last by waterboatman 05:32 Mon 16th May 2016
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Can She Cook?

The young salesman finally plucked up the courage to tell his fiancee that he was breaking off their engagement so that he could marry another woman. "Can she cook like I can?" asked the distraught...
17:15 Tue 10th May 2016
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I Heard

I heard a rumour that they're giving away manure at my local garden centre. So I went down there to check, it was ***....
16:44 Mon 09th May 201614 answers, last by Shaglene 09:38 Tue 10th May 2016
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More Breaking News

Chris Eubanks has just written a book about ethics. If it's a success his next one will be about Kent....
16:27 Sun 08th May 20164 answers, last by Togo 17:15 Sun 08th May 2016
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There Was

The man that invented throat lozenges died last week. There was no coffin at the funeral....
13:50 Sun 08th May 201611 answers, last by marval 16:16 Sun 08th May 2016
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Robbery

A muslim, and a mouse with an eye patch are being hunted after a robbery. Police advise not to approach, as they are Ahmed and Dangermouse....
18:41 Sat 07th May 2016
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I'm Hosting

I'm hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come, let me know....
17:00 Sat 07th May 20161 answer, last by RATTER15 17:03 Sat 07th May 2016
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Breaking News

A coach containing session musicians has overturned on the M1 motorway. Drivers may expect lengthy jams....
16:30 Sat 07th May 20162 answers, last by marval 16:37 Sat 07th May 2016
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Oh Dear

So I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet. He sent me a large goat with a long neck. It turns out I phoned dial a lama....
18:53 Thu 05th May 20164 answers, last by frugalfred 20:02 Thu 05th May 2016
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Too Much Viagra

Bilbo Baggins of the Shire died in bed last night after an overdose of Viagra. I guess old Hobbits die hard...
22:41 Wed 04th May 20165 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:03 Thu 05th May 2016
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Scam I Know

I had an e-mail today offering me funds, no amount mentioned though. The headline is. CREDITED FROM THE FEDERAL RESERVE AND WORLD BANK AND IMF BOARD! All I have to do is confirm my details, my e-mail...
20:28 Wed 04th May 20162 answers, last by marval 20:32 Wed 04th May 2016
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More Smiles

A Chinese man faked his own death, but his family were suspicious, they didn't bereave him. Our neighbourhood has a tiny ghost that helps out during hard times, it's good to have a little community...
17:51 Tue 03rd May 2016
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Keep Doing

An elderly woman was being robbed, but she had no money. The thief insisted that it must be in her bra or knickers, and starts feeling around. "I told you I've got no money," she says. "But if you...
16:50 Mon 02nd May 2016
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Three Minutes

A man was in court for stealing a bag. It took just three minutes for him to get sentenced. It was a briefcase....
15:43 Mon 02nd May 20162 answers, last by marval 15:46 Mon 02nd May 2016
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What Is?

What is jousting? It is what Brummies ask bees....
16:41 Sun 01st May 2016
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Discovered

The tiles, A,E,I,O,and U were discovered in a dead scrabble players stomach. Vowel play is suspected....
16:10 Sun 01st May 2016
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Trouble

I got in trouble at the local park for lining all the squirrels up in order of height. They didn't like me critter sizing....
23:02 Sat 30th Apr 20163 answers, last by tonyav 23:11 Sat 30th Apr 2016

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