My partner is trying to lose weight but continues to frequent the coffee shops for rich beverages and delicacies.
You could say he is making a moccary of his diet....
Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Eriksson and Francisco Pizarro?
They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan....
I was sitting in the park today watching the birds. A crow landed, followed soon by another. They looked around as if hoping that other crows would join them, but none did, so they flew off again....
My doctor took one look at my stomach and refused to believe that I work out. So I listed all the exercises I do every day. I jump to conclusions, climb the walls, drag my heels, push my luck, make...
A foreman sent out two groups of men to put up telephone poles along a new road and asked them to report at the end of the day. The crews were gone all day and returned just as the sun was setting....
My partner split up with me because he said I have an unhealthy obsession with my sense of direction. I tried to move forward with this, but I want him back, because since he left, things just don't...
Paddy and Mick were both fanatics about deep sea fishing. Each would come back from fishing trips, and tell the other big lies about the number, and sizes of the fish they caught. So Mick comes back...
Mrs. Smith needed to have her piano tuned so she asked a friend for a recommendation. She then made an appointment with the piano tuner, Mr. Oppernockity. He arrived 2 days later, tuned the piano...
