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Breaking News

"Fire crews tackle large blaze at Kent chicken farm" Investigators suspect fowl play....
22:42 Sun 24th May 20157 answers, last by Capeman 09:11 Mon 25th May 2015
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Never

You should never throw wooden shoes down the toilet. You'll clog the system....
22:26 Sun 24th May 20156 answers, last by Peaspeculiars 07:09 Mon 25th May 2015
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I Paid

I paid ten pounds to see an opera last night. About five minutes into it one of the male performers was taken ill. So that was a waste of a tenor....
17:16 Sun 24th May 201514 answers, last by tonyav 19:18 Sun 24th May 2015
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My Ex

My ex-husband was deaf. He left me for a deaf friend of his. To be honest, I should have seen the signs....
14:20 Sun 24th May 20153 answers, last by excelsior-1 14:29 Sun 24th May 2015
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I Saw

I saw an ex football player eating an entire pack of maltesers by himself. He wasn't Sheringham....
15:00 Sat 23rd May 20151 answer, last by zebo 17:16 Sat 23rd May 2015
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My Friend

My friend and I were discussing career choices when he brought up Gynaecology. That is something I can look into....
14:19 Sat 23rd May 20154 answers, last by zabado 20:51 Sat 23rd May 2015
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My Friend

My friend is really depressed at the moment with his job working at the Fanta factory. I’ve been told he just stands at the end of the production line and doesn’t talk to anyone. I don’t know...
18:50 Fri 22nd May 2015
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I Was At

I was at the market a while back. I saw a man stealing some cotton, lace and denim. Police have asked me to go to court as a material witness....
18:29 Fri 22nd May 20157 answers, last by Arksided 19:16 Fri 22nd May 2015
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I Walked Past

I walked past a measuring jug earlier which said '150 centimetres cubed!' I think it speaks volumes....
20:53 Thu 21st May 20153 answers, last by zebo 10:45 Fri 22nd May 2015
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I Am Glad

I am glad I ignored that Facebook friend request from Jock Strapp. It turns out he's a nutcase....
20:26 Thu 21st May 20154 answers, last by marval 20:29 Thu 21st May 2015
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I Went

I went to the zoo and saw a loaf in a cage. A sign read, "Bread in captivity."...
20:15 Thu 21st May 201510 answers, last by excelsior-1 20:26 Thu 21st May 2015
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I Placed

I placed an order online with a music shop in Scotland. I'm looking forward to having my Ayr guitar delivered...
22:07 Wed 20th May 20156 answers, last by cupid04 14:04 Thu 21st May 2015
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I Have

I have just got a job in advertising. They have have asked me to sell protractors. I'm not sure what angle I should take....
18:14 Wed 20th May 201527 answers, last by zebo 19:49 Thu 21st May 2015
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Does Your Child Drink?

I have been looking for a christening present, for my great nephew. I have found all the usual things, but some of these make me wonder. They seem to be in the wrong category....
18:34 Tue 19th May 201519 answers, last by mikey4444 21:54 Tue 19th May 2015
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I Enjoy

I enjoy visiting Elizabethan tailors and getting ruffed up. It gives me a frill....
18:18 Tue 19th May 20157 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:40 Tue 19th May 2015
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I Couldn't Believe It

I couldn't believe it when my gang of bandits told me they had kidnapped Minnie Mouse. I thought they were taking the Mickey. Friends think I'm weird because I count a piece of furniture as my best...
21:30 Fri 15th May 20154 answers, last by tonyav 22:39 Fri 15th May 2015
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I Got Fired

I got fired from my job in the dairy factory. I kept getting in the whey. I had to choose what to play my guitar with the other night. I took my pick. I've just put the finishing touch to five...
21:22 Fri 15th May 2015
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The Cultural Difference

An American, a Japanese and a Chinese man went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted. When they came upon a small lake, they took off all their clothes and jumped into...
18:49 Fri 15th May 20151 answer, last by DTCwordfan 18:53 Fri 15th May 2015
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Cat Lovers Probably Know This

A Guide to Understanding Your Cat Action Meaning Staring at the food dish = Feed Me Staring at the cupboard = Feed Me Licking the empty bowl = Feed Me Looking at you, taking two steps, looking at you...
18:45 Wed 13th May 20152 answers, last by Canary42 00:06 Thu 14th May 2015
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How Many?

A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central Park in New York and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, fishing over a beautiful bed of red roses. "Tsk Tsk!" said the passerby to...
22:02 Tue 12th May 20151 answer, last by maggiebee 21:26 Wed 13th May 2015

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