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I Took

I took a dodgy shredder back to the shop today and asked for a refund. "Have you got the receipt for it?" They asked. I said "Yes, Have you got any Sellotape?"...
15:23 Sun 29th Mar 20151 answer, last by bookbinder 15:25 Sun 29th Mar 2015
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Developed

Botanists have developed a vegetable that eliminates the need to brush your teeth. Bristle sprouts....
17:09 Sat 28th Mar 20153 answers, last by excelsior-1 17:31 Sat 28th Mar 2015
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What Does?

What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack? The best of thymes, the worst of thymes....
14:41 Sat 28th Mar 201529 answers, last by marval 16:52 Sat 28th Mar 2015
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Groan

Artifacts and gifts for tourists are a major portion of an Indian reservation's economy. Thousands of visitors tour reservations each year and will not leave without purchasing at least one memento of...
19:56 Thu 26th Mar 201513 answers, last by Clanad 01:18 Sat 28th Mar 2015
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Can I Have A Lift Please?

I love these photos, just one creature giving another one a ride. http://news.sky.com/gallery/1437490/weasel-takes-a-ride-on-a-woodpecker...
18:35 Wed 25th Mar 20157 answers, last by chaptazbru2 16:57 Fri 27th Mar 2015
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Astrology

Astrology: Because millions of planets and stars have spent billions of years lining themselves up' Just to let her know that she'll "meet someone with nice eyes today."...
16:36 Wed 25th Mar 20156 answers, last by Capeman 17:40 Wed 25th Mar 2015
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What Happens?

A pirate is starting his first day aboard his new ship and the captain is giving him the tour. ''There's the plank for trouble makers, there's the deck that needs swabbing everyday and there's the...
22:44 Sat 21st Mar 201514 answers, last by Jackdaw33 23:25 Sat 21st Mar 2015
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Two

Two wrongs might not make a right. But two Wrights make a plane....
18:01 Sat 21st Mar 20154 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 18:28 Sat 21st Mar 2015
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I Went

I went to my work's fancy dress do as a shoe last night. I was the life and sole of the party....
20:22 Thu 19th Mar 20158 answers, last by excelsior-1 13:32 Sat 21st Mar 2015
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Oops

I accidentally booked the wrong flight tickets for my partner last week and now he's on the warpath. Helmand Province, to be exact....
20:00 Tue 17th Mar 20153 answers, last by Jackdaw33 06:24 Wed 18th Mar 2015
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I Read

I read a modern variation of the Hansel and Gretel fairytale. It was still sort of grimm....
18:22 Sat 14th Mar 20158 answers, last by -Talbot- 19:38 Mon 16th Mar 2015
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Don't Forget.

Don't forget folks, Sunday 8pm on channel four, the new series of "Great Canal Journeys." I really like that. I have been watching the John Sergeant canal programme "Barging around Britain." Another...
00:30 Fri 13th Mar 20155 answers, last by baza 02:06 Sat 14th Mar 2015
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News

Man injured In Zip Wire Accident. That's what happens when you buy trousers from Primark....
19:56 Thu 12th Mar 20153 answers, last by waterboatman 06:24 Fri 13th Mar 2015
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I Was Watching

I was watching the TV with my nan when our numbers came up. She jumped up, and started screaming. She nearly gave herself a heart attack. That's the last time I take her into Argos....
23:42 Sun 08th Mar 20151 answer, last by janbee 05:54 Thu 12th Mar 2015
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My Partner

My partner has left me because I spend all my time reading ebooks. I dont want to lose our relationship so I am hoping to re-kindle it....
18:51 Sun 08th Mar 20154 answers, last by Svejk 11:28 Tue 31st Mar 2015
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I Was

I was just about to the box set of James Nesbitt's Murphy's Law. But at the last minute, I got cold feet....
16:43 Sun 08th Mar 20154 answers, last by marval 17:02 Sun 08th Mar 2015
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I've Just

I've just plucked my eyebrows. I think they are out of tune....
18:08 Sat 07th Mar 20152 answers, last by gailforce 18:10 Sat 07th Mar 2015
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I've Recently

I've recently started work as a mobile mechanic and drive around in a tow truck all day. I don't know why I need a big truck, most of the time I just change the battery or wiggle the Sim card about....
17:42 Fri 06th Mar 20152 answers, last by marval 18:55 Fri 06th Mar 2015
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Driver Download Help Needed

I am trying to find the Lightscribe drivers for an HP dvd556s DVD Writer. I have searched the Hewlett Packard site, and elsewhere with no success. Has anyone any idea where I can find them?...
16:25 Wed 04th Mar 20158 answers, last by bhg481 18:18 Wed 04th Mar 2015
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Hurry Up

Little Freddie's mother was in the hospital after having given birth, and he was paying a visit to see his new brother. He wandered into an adjoining room which was occupied by a woman with a broken...
17:41 Sun 01st Mar 20154 answers, last by waterboatman 06:55 Mon 02nd Mar 2015

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