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My Work

My work as a bookkeeper is becoming more difficult. Every library in the area has a photo of me....
21:06 Sat 28th Feb 20153 answers, last by waterboatman 06:54 Mon 02nd Mar 2015
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Is This Ed's Retirement Home?

I have just found out about The Gnome Liberation Front, they rescue garden gnomes and release them back to their natural habitat. Some of them end up here, a possible retirement home for Ed perhaps....
19:17 Wed 25th Feb 20151 answer, last by Hopkirk 19:45 Wed 25th Feb 2015
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Do Not Open

A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly looses engine power and the aircraft begins to descend. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated and...
18:07 Sat 21st Feb 20152 answers, last by methyl 00:49 Sun 22nd Feb 2015
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I Took

I took my son out camping for the first time and entrusted him to just pack the bare necessities. Now we're stuck here for two days with nothing but honey and berries....
19:14 Thu 19th Feb 20155 answers, last by 1ozzy 21:05 Thu 19th Feb 2015
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I Met

I met my archaeologist partner on an online dating site. It's called carbondating.com....
23:11 Sun 15th Feb 20152 answers, last by marval 23:14 Sun 15th Feb 2015
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My Mother Please

A young lady went to a local psychic. "Who would you like to contact, my dear?" The psychic asked. "My mother," she replied. "Wait there, I think I'm getting something. Yes, yes, she's here - your...
17:29 Sun 15th Feb 20151 answer, last by tamborine 17:31 Sun 15th Feb 2015
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Ladies Heed This Warning

Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be. Never let a cricketer's hand an inch above your knee. First let's take the paceman, pure speed from first to last! My darlings do be careful; his balls are...
17:09 Sat 14th Feb 20156 answers, last by jno 12:59 Mon 16th Feb 2015
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Another Lovely Story

Does this show the bond between pets and their humans? This story made me smile. http://news.sky.com/story/1427161/runaway-dog-visits-sick-owner-in-hospital...
16:02 Sat 14th Feb 20154 answers, last by Tilly2 16:43 Sat 14th Feb 2015
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My Friend

My friend e-mailed me today asking for a good website about the place to buy the best sausages. I sent him a couple of links....
20:00 Fri 13th Feb 20155 answers, last by RATTER15 20:48 Fri 13th Feb 2015
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I Often

I often say to myself, "I can't believe that cloning machine worked!" I went to the museum and saw a Van Gogh painting. Underneath it said "Loaned anonymously." I went to the front desk and said,...
19:50 Thu 12th Feb 20153 answers, last by Canary42 19:38 Fri 13th Feb 2015
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Duck And Dog

A duck hunter needed a new bird dog, so he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve the duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided...
23:47 Tue 10th Feb 20152 answers, last by janbee 05:29 Thu 12th Feb 2015
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I Have

I have just seen a play called Werthers. It wasn't that good but at least it was original....
19:19 Mon 09th Feb 20153 answers, last by murraymints 06:15 Tue 10th Feb 2015
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Please Proofread

These four classified ads appeared in a Local newspaper on four Consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake. MONDAY: For sale - SK Smith has a sewing machine...
18:00 Sat 07th Feb 20156 answers, last by mallyh 08:02 Sun 08th Feb 2015
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I Hate

I hate the way pillow and duvet salesmen talk down to you. I've just come back from a diving holiday in Egypt. It cost me an arm and a leg. I booked a flight the other day and the lady said, “What...
20:32 Fri 06th Feb 201510 answers, last by penelope2 16:33 Sun 08th Feb 2015
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Mistake

Sorry I put the link in the wrong place.
19:21 Fri 06th Feb 20157 answers, last by Psybbo 19:30 Fri 06th Feb 2015
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Www.youtube.com/embed/uein8Gjig0E?rel=0

Fancy taking your life in your hands? A friend sent this to me, I wouldn't want to be a pedestrian or a driver here....
19:20 Fri 06th Feb 201518 answers, last by Retrochic 20:34 Fri 06th Feb 2015
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I Walked

I walked into a pub and said to the barman, "Stella please mate." He said, "Are you 18?" I said, "No." He said, "I can't serve you then." As I walked out I thought to myself. "This is the fourth pub,...
23:49 Wed 04th Feb 20152 answers, last by frugalfred 11:24 Thu 05th Feb 2015
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I Recently

I recently bought a bottle of brown sauce which carried the warning 'Do not use if seal is broken.' As soon as I opened it, the seal broke, immediately rendering it unusable. I was wondering, how many...
23:42 Wed 04th Feb 20153 answers, last by janbee 06:36 Thu 05th Feb 2015
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My Great

My great-great-great-grandad invented the Cold Air Balloon. It was a decent idea but, for some reason, it never really took off...
23:37 Tue 03rd Feb 20156 answers, last by janbee 06:46 Thu 05th Feb 2015
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Ebay

I am so impressed with the amplifier I bought off ebay. I've left the seller some excellent feedback....
18:35 Tue 03rd Feb 20156 answers, last by janbee 06:48 Thu 05th Feb 2015

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