I was sat in this big old room yesterday and saw this lady talking on a phone and she was waving in my direction. So I smiled and waved back at her. She carried on talking on the phone and waved back....
The man in charge of the luggage at Terminal 5 at Heathrow has been sacked and is awaiting trial at court.
He has asked for another 28,000 cases to be taken into account....
I have a friend who's half Indian. Ian. I phoned my work this morning and said, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough." He said, "You have a wee cough?" I said, "Really? Cheers boss,...
My neighbour from Prague, turned up uninvited to my party at home.
He brought all his friends and family and my house ended up full of Czechs.
It took 3-5 working days to clear them....
Why has no one invented bubble wrap where the bubbles are filled with helium so that your packages are lighter and thus cheaper to post? I used to be scared about digging for coal but now I have...
I bet a mate I could eat a dog food sandwich. I didn't Winalot. If your pet iguana is sick, do you have a reptile dysfunction? Two lions walking down a supermarket aisle. One turns to the other and...
