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Marriage

A man is getting married, and is standing by his bride at the church. Standing by him is his golf clubs and bag. His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?" And the man said "This is...
19:33 Sat 03rd Jan 20159 answers, last by BlackadderV 00:08 Sun 04th Jan 2015
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What Does

What does Jack Sparrow use when he makes a casserole? Pyrex of the Caribbean....
18:24 Fri 02nd Jan 20151 answer, last by janbee 08:24 Sat 03rd Jan 2015
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Race

An English cat, named One Two Three and a French cat, named Un Deux Trois, decided to have a swimming race across the Channel. The English cat won because Un Deux Trois cat sank....
22:42 Thu 01st Jan 20153 answers, last by THEMOTLEY1 23:16 Thu 01st Jan 2015
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Resolution

My new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full. With either Rum, Gin, or Whiskey....
19:46 Wed 31st Dec 201414 answers, last by cupid04 18:41 Thu 01st Jan 2015
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If

If a parsley farmer is sued. Can they garnish his wages?...
23:23 Tue 30th Dec 20141 answer, last by frugalfred 15:41 Wed 31st Dec 2014
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What Drink?

A woman was waiting tables in a noisy seaside restaurant when a man on holiday stumped her with a drink order. She approached the barman. "Have you ever heard of a drink called ‘Seven Young...
17:02 Tue 30th Dec 20142 answers, last by janbee 06:02 Wed 31st Dec 2014
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Picky

A picky lady customer at a Supermarket's fruit department watches as a new delivery of fresh fruit is delivered. "Give me two kilo of oranges and wrap every orange in a separate piece of paper,...
18:03 Mon 29th Dec 20144 answers, last by janbee 13:43 Tue 30th Dec 2014
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Birthday

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him! What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant! How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a...
11:46 Mon 29th Dec 20141 answer, last by maggiebee 00:45 Tue 30th Dec 2014
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What Do You?

Scene: A man applying for credit at a department store. Clerk: What do you do for a living? Man: I’m a tree trimmer. Clerk: What do you do after Christmas?...
18:56 Sun 28th Dec 201411 answers, last by murraymints 06:47 Mon 29th Dec 2014
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I Bought

I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day....
17:02 Sun 28th Dec 20147 answers, last by janbee 06:46 Mon 29th Dec 2014
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My Sister

My sister bet me a hundred pounds I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta....
12:39 Sun 28th Dec 20146 answers, last by janbee 07:13 Mon 29th Dec 2014
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What

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A Chocolate Baa...
19:02 Fri 26th Dec 201411 answers, last by janbee 06:09 Sat 27th Dec 2014
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Sprouts

Lee, A seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. Lee began his prayer, thanking God for his Mummy, Daddy, brothers,...
19:34 Wed 24th Dec 20146 answers, last by Georgiesmum 11:43 Sun 28th Dec 2014
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What Did

What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine? This will sleigh you....
19:22 Wed 24th Dec 20147 answers, last by janbee 11:43 Fri 26th Dec 2014
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Slow Down

A woman was driving down the motorway about 75 miles an hour, when she noticed a motorcycle policeman following her. Instead of slowing down, she picked up speed. When she looked back again, there...
00:08 Wed 24th Dec 20144 answers, last by murraymints 06:26 Wed 24th Dec 2014
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How Well Do You Know Your Christmas Carols?

Have a look at this and see how many you can get right. http://www.humormatters.com/holidays/Christmas/xmassigns.htm...
19:12 Tue 23rd Dec 20141 answer, last by BlackadderV 19:23 Tue 23rd Dec 2014
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Is This Your Cat?

Difficult wrapping of Christmas presents. 1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present. 2. Go to wardrobe and collect bag in which present is contained, and close door. 3. Open door and remove...
20:03 Mon 22nd Dec 20144 answers, last by Buenchico 06:27 Wed 24th Dec 2014
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How Do You?

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan? You take away their little brooms!...
23:28 Sun 21st Dec 20143 answers, last by marval 23:33 Sun 21st Dec 2014
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What Is

What is Sherlock's favourite Christmas song. "I'll be Holmes for Christmas"...
22:18 Sun 21st Dec 20145 answers, last by EDDIE51 21:46 Fri 26th Dec 2014
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Come And Join In The Fun

I would like to invite you all to Christmas dinner. That is if there is any left. A very happy Christmas to you all, and may 2015 be4 your best yet....
18:52 Sun 21st Dec 201414 answers, last by janbee 10:36 Mon 22nd Dec 2014

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