Does anyone know what has happened to the BBC2 series "Intruders"?
It seems to have been replaced by "Posh People."
We haven't had the eight episodes, or am I missing something?...
A minister who was very fond of pure, hot horseradish always kept a bottle of it on his dining room table. He offered some to a guest, who took a big spoonful. When the guest finally was able to...
There's a Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory except that miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the...
First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?" Second soldier: "No way, Jose!" First soldier: "Whyever not?" Second soldier: "It's against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!"...
A young man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker sit down at the counter and order, "Gimme 3 flat tires and a couple of headlights." Bewildered he goes to the kitchen and tells...
A woman had a cleaning lady come to her house. When she opened the door she saw a 85-year-old lady standing there. So she told her what to clean and she worked but, it wasn’t done very well. So the...
John walked up to the sales lady in the clothing store. "I would like to buy my wife a pretty sweater." "Oh that’s so cute," exclaimed the sales lady,"sounds like it’s going to be a great...
When a man came home he was astonished to see his son Alec sitting on a rocking horse, writing something. "What on earth are you doing there?" he asked. "Well, the teacher told us to write an essay on...
A lady came in for a routine physical at the Doctor’s office. "Here", said the nurse, handing her a urine specimen container. "The bathroom is over there on your right. The Doctor will be with you...
A young man goes to a whorehouse to expierence his first taste of sex. The madam suggests that he start with a 69. He decides to give it a try. The prostitute leads him to a room, gets undressed, and...
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three Air Force doctors and one Air Force nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation. The...
A workaholic grocer is on his death bed. With his sight failing, he turns to the doctor and asks is his wife there? The doctor assures him she is. "And my sons, my beautiful sons, are they here?"...
A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the beat. He stopped the car and asked, "Why, Mike, this...
"And the winning ticket is number 11," Murphy called at the charity raffle. Everybody looked around to see who had won the prize but no one had their hand up. "Didn't you have ticket number 11 Paddy?"...
A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. "They couldn't get a baby-sitter" a small child replied. During a children's sermon the pastor asked the...
Have you ever wondered where and how yodelling began? Many years ago a man was travelling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went...
You look really sexy in that ...thing you've got on tonight. I like the way your eyes are always open when you read your E-mail.. When you type, it reminds me of a concert pianist tinkling on her...
A blonde girl walked up to the information desk in a hospital and asked to see the "upturn." "I think, you mean the 'intern,' don't you?" asked the nurse on duty. "Yes," said the girl. "I want to have...
