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Stages Of Man

It seems when the creator was making the world, he called man aside and bestowed upon him twenty (20) years of normal sex life. Man was horrified: "Only 20 years?" The creator did not budge and that...
12:58 Sat 18th Oct 20143 answers, last by aelmpvw 13:31 Sat 18th Oct 2014
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Dr. Sqad's Day

Dr. Sqad was brought up on charges at the medical board. He had, it seemed, uttered the vilest profanity to his nurse. He explained, "Let me tell you what happened. My alarm didn't go off, so I woke...
22:48 Fri 17th Oct 20144 answers, last by Jordyboy9 18:40 Sat 18th Oct 2014
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What?

Two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance. "I look like Mum," said the nine-year-old, "but I have Dad's eyes and Dad's lips." The six-year-old said, "And I look just like Dad,...
16:18 Thu 16th Oct 2014
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Vote

A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group of politicians. A man quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked him and...
21:28 Wed 15th Oct 2014
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Does It Sound Rude?

We have a new kebab/pizza place just down the road. I thought I would see if I could find a bit about it. Couldn't remember the website I wanted, so instead of typing Just Eat I typed Eat ME. The...
18:09 Wed 15th Oct 201439 answers, last by gness 22:47 Wed 15th Oct 2014
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New Drugs For Men

New drugs for men created by women scientists are waiting for NICE approval. ANIVERSIA: Triggers memories for birthdays and anniversaries... SLIMOXIL: Widens male cornea making wives appear slim......
21:54 Tue 14th Oct 20145 answers, last by Quoi 07:59 Wed 15th Oct 2014
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Could You Sell Your Pet

This story made me feel sad, how can you claim to have a beloved pet and then sell it? http://news.sky.com/story/1352537/family-home-with-cat-sells-by-a-whisker...
16:49 Tue 14th Oct 201433 answers, last by mrs.chappie 19:29 Tue 14th Oct 2014
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Kids And Marriage

Marriage...the way kids look at it Subject: How do you decide who to marry? (written by kids) 1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that...
17:51 Mon 13th Oct 20143 answers, last by Butterbun 23:41 Mon 13th Oct 2014
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Dr. Epstein

Dr. Epstein was a renowned physician who earned his undergraduate, graduate, and medical degrees in his home town and then left for Manhattan, where he quickly rose to the top of his field. Soon he...
16:06 Sun 12th Oct 20141 answer, last by jim360 18:13 Sun 12th Oct 2014
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A Bit Of Advice

Don't join dangerous cults Practice safe sects...
15:25 Sun 12th Oct 20144 answers, last by marval 15:55 Sun 12th Oct 2014
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Little Susie

Little Susie, a six-year-old, complained, "Mummy, I've got a stomach ache." "That's because your stomach is empty," the mother replied. "You would feel better if you had something in it." That...
17:34 Sat 11th Oct 20142 answers, last by Hopkirk 18:55 Sat 11th Oct 2014
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Caught Out

Rabbi Rabinovitz answers his phone. "Hello?" "Hello, is this Rabbi Rabinovitz?" "It is." "This is the Inland Revenue. Can you help us?" "I'll try." "Do you know Sam Cohen?" "I do." "Is he a member of...
21:55 Thu 09th Oct 20142 answers, last by Butterbun 22:53 Thu 09th Oct 2014
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Until

When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated. A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once in heaven, Myrtle anxiously looked for Joe. Suddenly, behind a...
19:16 Thu 09th Oct 20142 answers, last by weecalf 10:06 Fri 10th Oct 2014
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This Is One Lucky Dog

I don't know how this lucky dog survived, it is nice to have a story with a happy ending. http://news.sky.com/story/1348457/mystery-survival-of-dog-put-down-by-vet...
17:39 Thu 09th Oct 20144 answers, last by chaptazbru2 15:07 Fri 10th Oct 2014
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Snore Cure

A woman has a dog who snores in his sleep and keeps her and her husband awake at night. She goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles...
23:22 Mon 06th Oct 20143 answers, last by chaptazbru2 17:06 Thu 09th Oct 2014
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Pet Care

Customer service representatives answer straightforward pet care and nutrition questions, however some calls can be quite unconventional as follows: My cat just came in from the garage and I was...
22:58 Mon 06th Oct 2014
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Naughty Doctor

During her annual checkup, the attractive woman was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. “Doctor…” she replied shyly, “I feel uncomfortable undressing in front of you.”...
16:44 Sun 05th Oct 20142 answers, last by maggiebee 18:34 Mon 06th Oct 2014
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What's The Weather?

A motorist is making his way down a flooded road after a night of torrential rain. Suddenly he sees a man’s head sticking out of a large puddle. He stops his car and asks the man if he needs a lift....
12:29 Sun 05th Oct 20145 answers, last by methyl 23:07 Mon 06th Oct 2014
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Punny Food

A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing. A good baker will rise to the occasion, it's the yeast he can do. When asked about rumours that he owned a bakery, Shakespeare...
15:03 Fri 03rd Oct 20148 answers, last by marval 16:53 Fri 03rd Oct 2014
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Cuit Tin Fight

Did you hear about the fight in the biscuit tin? The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon and made his breakaway in a taxi!...
13:25 Fri 03rd Oct 201413 answers, last by janbee 15:11 Fri 03rd Oct 2014

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