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Physcological Swap

“I’m perpetually exhausted” Joe told his psychiatrist. “Every night I dream I’m driving a truck from Glasgow to Land’s End and in the morning when I wake up I’m dog tired”....
16:09 Fri 05th Sep 20143 answers, last by tonyav 16:21 Fri 05th Sep 2014
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Doctor Sqad

Doctor Sqad went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had been. "Oh, it was very disappointing," he said. "I didn't kill a thing. I'd have been better off staying...
17:23 Thu 04th Sep 201416 answers, last by Peter Pedant 23:34 Thu 04th Sep 2014
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It's A Hard Life

A pensioner has a hard life. http://www.johns-jokes.com/A-Pensioners-Life.html...
21:55 Tue 02nd Sep 20141 answer, last by excelsior-1 00:16 Wed 03rd Sep 2014
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Yoo Hoo

Sophie and Shirley, two elderly widows in a Blackpool care home, are curious about the latest arrival in their building, a quiet, nice looking gentleman who keeps to himself. Shirley says, "Sophie,...
19:11 Tue 02nd Sep 20141 answer, last by tonyav 19:15 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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What?

What is a bigamist? An Italian fog....
17:29 Tue 02nd Sep 20141 answer, last by Old_Geezer 17:34 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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Oops

Spotted pinned to a local notice board: Wivenhoe photographer is looking to shoot people over the age of 70 years old...
22:56 Mon 01st Sep 2014
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Do You Like Dogs?

Things dogs hate about humans. 1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping. 2. Blaming your f@rts on me...not funny...not funny at all. 3. Yelling at me for barking... I'm a dog...
20:59 Mon 01st Sep 20143 answers, last by tonyav 21:14 Mon 01st Sep 2014
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Missing

A pastor was in the habit of reading every word of his sermons - which were rather long and tedious. One of the congregation thought to cure him of this, and, before the service, slipped into the...
17:30 Sun 31st Aug 20143 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:47 Sun 31st Aug 2014
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Did You?

Did you hear about the female opera singer who had quite a range at the lower end of the scale. She was known as the deep C diva....
15:48 Sun 31st Aug 20146 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:49 Sun 31st Aug 2014
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How Are You?

Mr. Johnson walked anxiously to the house and knocked on the door. When a nice old lady answered, he said very sadly. "I’m sorry madam, but I have some bad news. I’m afraid I have run over your...
22:31 Thu 28th Aug 20143 answers, last by marval 22:37 Thu 28th Aug 2014
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Children's Sea Stories

These children were asked to tell a sea tale. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) Oysters balls are called pearls. (James age 6) If you are surrounded by sea, you...
18:03 Tue 26th Aug 20149 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:24 Tue 26th Aug 2014
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It's Wet

I’m saving up for a rainy day. So far I’ve got a sou’wester, two raincoats and a canoe. Tom arrives at a hotel in a Scottish village on a cold, grey, drizzly day. The weather remains the same...
16:08 Mon 25th Aug 20142 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:11 Mon 25th Aug 2014
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Really Amazing

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a strange little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer,...
17:15 Sun 24th Aug 20142 answers, last by Old_Geezer 19:28 Sun 24th Aug 2014
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Book Title

Don't leave without me by Isa Coming...
14:28 Sun 24th Aug 201437 answers, last by LochNessMonster 15:29 Wed 27th Aug 2014
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Tourist

A tourist was being led through the jungles of Brazil. "Is it true," he asked, "that a crocodile won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?" "That depends," replied the guide, "on how fast you carry...
17:32 Sat 23rd Aug 20146 answers, last by marval 16:16 Tue 26th Aug 2014
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World Tour

David Cameron has gone on a world tour. He is going to visit all the countries who like him. He is expected to return tomorrow....
16:44 Sat 23rd Aug 20141 answer, last by Obiter 16:46 Sat 23rd Aug 2014
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Diet

Nurse (admitting a female patient): Are you on any special diets? Patient: Yes, I drink Slim-Fast twice a day, but it's not working. In fact, I've gained several pounds. Nurse: Really? Do you think...
22:19 Fri 22nd Aug 20142 answers, last by marval 23:03 Fri 22nd Aug 2014
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Dating Quotes

Our courtship was fast and furious. I was fast and she was furious. I went out on this blind date. I was hoping for a vision, but she turned out to be a sight. I was on a date with this really...
21:44 Wed 20th Aug 20149 answers, last by cupid04 15:00 Thu 21st Aug 2014
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Dating

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there’s nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home. A bachelor asks a computer dating agency to find him the perfect mate. "I want a companion...
18:37 Wed 20th Aug 201431 answers, last by Psybbo 21:51 Wed 20th Aug 2014
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Checkup

Rose accompanied her husband Tom to his annual checkup. While Tom was getting dressed, the doctor came out and said to Rose. "I don’t like the way he looks." "Neither do I,” she said. "But he’s...
21:34 Tue 19th Aug 20141 answer, last by Obiter 21:41 Tue 19th Aug 2014

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