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Oops

A man that was overseas decided to get his mother something special for her Birthday. He searched all over and just when he though that nothing was really suitable; he spotted a man with a very large...
17:49 Fri 25th Jul 201417 answers, last by marval 19:12 Fri 25th Jul 2014
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Old People Are Clever

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a middle school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next...
19:14 Thu 24th Jul 20142 answers, last by jim360 19:24 Thu 24th Jul 2014
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Petition

I have just received an e-mail asking me to sign a petition, to get Costa Coffee to not provide free Copies of The Sun I personally think there are more important things to worry about. Or do you...
16:26 Thu 24th Jul 201423 answers, last by Tilly2 17:11 Thu 24th Jul 2014
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Whiskies

A man walks into a bar and orders six whiskies. He lines them up in a row and knocks back the first, third, and fifth glasses. Then he gets up to leave. “Don’t you want the others?” asks the...
15:18 Wed 23rd Jul 20143 answers, last by tonyav 19:14 Fri 25th Jul 2014
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Another Wrong Reply

Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts he asks Eric what the...
22:23 Mon 21st Jul 20148 answers, last by marval 14:57 Wed 23rd Jul 2014
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Blonde And Brunette

A blonde and a brunette were walking through an old churchyard from the 1700s. Among the tombstones was one dated around 1725 that had fresh flowers by it. The blonde said "I wonder who has been here...
16:38 Mon 21st Jul 201411 answers, last by tonyav 16:53 Mon 21st Jul 2014
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Dog In A Cafe

A guy walks into a bar with his dog and says, "I'll have a Scotch and water and my dog would like a whiskey sour." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't allow animals in here." The dog replies, "Hey,...
22:22 Sun 20th Jul 20145 answers, last by baza 01:34 Mon 21st Jul 2014
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Man In Trouble

A man was driving recklessly down the motorway one day and his girlfriend in the passenger seat was getting very upset. The man finally realised that she was not happy with his driving and said....
16:24 Sun 20th Jul 2014
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The Wrong Reply

The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked. "Sweetheart," she sobbed, "The most terrible thing has...
22:47 Sat 19th Jul 20143 answers, last by Peaspeculiars 16:56 Sun 20th Jul 2014
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Thirsty

A visiting sheik from the Middle East is at a party in London. The food makes him thirsty and he sends his private aide to collect some water several times. He demands water for the third time but the...
22:03 Sat 19th Jul 20141 answer, last by berniecuddles 22:04 Sat 19th Jul 2014
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Poor Bernie

Bernie was unfortunate enough to be hit by a van and ended up in the hospital. His best friend Morris came to visit him. Bernie struggles to tell Morris, "My wife Sadie visits me three times a day....
18:59 Sat 19th Jul 20142 answers, last by marval 19:02 Sat 19th Jul 2014
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Why Did You?

A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred times?" asked the judge. "Oh, your Honour," replied the defendant. "I didn't know how to switch off the...
17:53 Sat 19th Jul 201416 answers, last by marval 22:29 Sat 19th Jul 2014
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Quick Thinking

The salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in the department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress. Finally to...
22:59 Fri 18th Jul 20142 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:11 Fri 18th Jul 2014
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I Learned

A young Jewish Mother walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And...
16:18 Wed 16th Jul 20142 answers, last by marval 17:47 Wed 16th Jul 2014
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With Appologies To Any Police Here

The SAS, the Parachute Regiment and the Police decide to go on a survival weekend together to see who comes out on top. After some basic exercises the trainer tells them that their next objective is...
17:32 Tue 15th Jul 20142 answers, last by pixie373 19:40 Tue 15th Jul 2014
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Adult Ouch

Police officers George and Mary, had been assigned to walk the beat. They had only been out a short while when Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this morning after my workout and after I showered,...
19:20 Mon 14th Jul 20146 answers, last by tonyav 19:29 Mon 14th Jul 2014
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Training

A native American walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and is pulling a male buffalo with the other hand and says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up."...
22:21 Sun 13th Jul 20142 answers, last by Baldric 22:40 Sun 13th Jul 2014
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Groan Alert

Many years ago, a baker's assistant called Richard the Pourer, whose job it was to pour the dough mixture in the making of sausage rolls, noted that he was running low on one of the necessary spices....
21:44 Sun 13th Jul 201432 answers, last by DTCwordfan 22:27 Sun 13th Jul 2014
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New Shoes

I once bought a pair of shoes. One day while wearing them, I fell and broke my wrist. Some time later while wearing them, I slipped, fell, and broke my knee. Those shoes cost me an arm and a leg!...
21:32 Sun 13th Jul 20141 answer, last by tonyav 21:34 Sun 13th Jul 2014

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