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It's In The Stars

There was once a famous Jewish court astrologer named Isaac the Great. The King's mistress got sick and Isaac was called in to make a prediction. He happened to know a bit of medicine as well and...
16:19 Wed 04th Jun 2014
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The Absent-Minded Professor

An absent-minded professor was moving to a new house further along the same street. His wife knew that he was prone to forgetting things and so she wrote down the new address on a piece of paper...
15:05 Wed 04th Jun 20142 answers, last by Tilly2 15:09 Wed 04th Jun 2014
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Are You Dead?

Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. One day, as he drinks his morning coffee, Mike opens the morning paper and turns...
13:17 Wed 04th Jun 20143 answers, last by marval 14:37 Wed 04th Jun 2014
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Oops

A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says,. "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my...
21:25 Tue 03rd Jun 20145 answers, last by pixie373 21:28 Tue 03rd Jun 2014
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Harley-Davidson Or?

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the...
16:44 Tue 03rd Jun 2014
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Hunting Skills

Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!" "How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks. "Easy," says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and...
13:05 Tue 03rd Jun 20142 answers, last by scorpiojo 13:31 Tue 03rd Jun 2014
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Mother’S Dictionary

Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defence: What you'd better have around de garden if you're going to let the children play outside. Drooling: How teething babies wash...
21:58 Mon 02nd Jun 20146 answers, last by inksplotter 21:56 Tue 03rd Jun 2014
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Gossip

A lot of ladies used to sit together every evening in a park and talk non stop. One day they were sitting very very quietly. A gentleman who would walk past the noisy group every day was surprised to...
19:41 Mon 02nd Jun 201430 answers, last by marval 22:03 Mon 02nd Jun 2014
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Peeping Tom

Bob told his friend, "My wife caught a Peeping Tom last night, and she'd have killed him if we hadn't stopped her." "It must have made her very angry, him peeking at her?" asked his friend. "No," said...
18:04 Mon 02nd Jun 20143 answers, last by tonyav 18:07 Mon 02nd Jun 2014
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The Jazz Clarinetist

A conductor is getting an orchestra together for a performance but is having trouble finding a clarinet player. Finally, he calls an agent who tells him, "Well, the only guy I've got available at this...
17:56 Mon 02nd Jun 20141 answer, last by tonyav 18:00 Mon 02nd Jun 2014
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Charm

Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in an American airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a...
22:25 Sun 01st Jun 20141 answer, last by maggiebee 10:53 Mon 02nd Jun 2014
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Letters

Paddy and Mick shared first prize of EU500,000 in the Irish Sweepstakes and were celebrating their winnings over a jar of stout. "Paddy, I’ve been thinking," Mick said with a worried frown, "what...
16:48 Sun 01st Jun 20141 answer, last by heathfield 17:07 Sun 01st Jun 2014
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Who Has The Best Car?

A man from Texas is driving a Volkswagen Beetle, and he pulls up next to a man in a Rolls Royce with Nevada plates at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the man in the Rolls, "Hey,...
21:28 Sat 31st May 20144 answers, last by cupid04 03:09 Mon 02nd Jun 2014
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Ouch

John Smith was appointed as a trainee sales person at a local department store in Birmingham. While on one of his shifts, a lady approached him and asked if they had peach jam to which he bluntly...
17:11 Sat 31st May 20144 answers, last by berniecuddles 19:13 Sat 31st May 2014
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I Still Smile At These

Funny Newspaper Ads Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms. Dinner...
14:43 Fri 30th May 20146 answers, last by sandyRoe 01:27 Sat 31st May 2014
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Am I?

A young man picks up a young woman in a bar and coaxes her back to his hotel room. While they are relaxing later, he says: 'Am I the first man you ever made love to?' She looks at him thoughtfully for...
16:07 Thu 29th May 20143 answers, last by Gizmonster 09:56 Fri 30th May 2014
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Inside Or Outside?

Mr inside lives with Mrs outside. Inside went outside leaving outside inside. Outside standing inside called inside to come inside. But inside staying outside called outside to come outside. So...
22:04 Wed 28th May 20142 answers, last by frugalfred 11:38 Thu 29th May 2014
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Clever Cat

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the...
21:30 Tue 27th May 20145 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:32 Tue 27th May 2014
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How Daft Can You Bee?

A man comes running to the doctor shouting & screaming in pain "Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee." DOCTOR: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it." MAN: "You will never...
18:52 Tue 27th May 20143 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:36 Tue 27th May 2014
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No

A man had two great tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says. "The seat is empty." "This is...
21:27 Mon 26th May 20143 answers, last by tonyav 21:31 Mon 26th May 2014

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