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Kids Don't You Just Love Them

A third grader went home and told her mother she was in love with a classmate and was going to marry him. "That's fine" said her mother, going along with the gag. "Does he have a job?" The little girl...
16:38 Sun 13th Jul 20143 answers, last by marval 18:26 Sun 13th Jul 2014
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Do You Like Trains?

Another property question, would you be happy to live this close to the railway? I like the house, but am not sure about the noise, even if it is only one train an hour....
13:50 Sun 13th Jul 201421 answers, last by fairycakes69 19:26 Sun 13th Jul 2014
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It Doesn't Work

A customer whose hair kept falling out complained to his barber. "That stuff you gave me," he cried, "it's terrible! You said three bottles of it would make my hair grow, but nothing's happened." "I...
13:26 Sun 13th Jul 20141 answer, last by excelsior-1 18:24 Sun 13th Jul 2014
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Surprise

A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn't tell her...
22:56 Fri 11th Jul 20148 answers, last by Linotype 20:41 Sat 12th Jul 2014
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I Judge

Two small county judges both got arrested for speeding on the same day. Rather than call the state Supreme Court for a visiting judge, each agreed to hear the other's case. The first judge took the...
18:48 Wed 09th Jul 20142 answers, last by excelsior-1 20:52 Wed 09th Jul 2014
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Describe Me

A wife asked her husband. "How would you describe me?" Her husband replied. "ABCDEFGHIJK." His wife said. "What does that mean?" Her husband replied. "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant,...
21:58 Tue 08th Jul 20143 answers, last by sunny-dave 01:03 Wed 09th Jul 2014
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Do You Fancy Getting Wet?

Would you fancy having a go on the worlds tallest water slide? I am not sure I would. http://news.sky.com/story/1296617/test-riding-worlds-tallest-water-slide...
17:15 Tue 08th Jul 201413 answers, last by royfromaus 20:39 Tue 08th Jul 2014
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The Untold Rules For Men

1. The female always makes the rules. 2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No male can possibly know all the rules. 4. If the female suspects the male knows...
21:35 Mon 07th Jul 201423 answers, last by DTCwordfan 22:12 Mon 07th Jul 2014
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Give Up?

A soldier, who was habitually drunk, publicly announced to all the men in his company and surrounding companies that he was swearing off drinking and that all the other soldiers should give up this...
18:04 Mon 07th Jul 2014
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Units You Rarely See

2000 mockingbirds: 2 kilomockingbirds Ratio of an igloo”s circumference to its diameter Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup Won ton Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement 1...
15:59 Sun 06th Jul 20149 answers, last by cupid04 17:50 Mon 07th Jul 2014
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Just Measure It

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the matter?" The fellow replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff,sniff), and well... I...
14:23 Sun 06th Jul 20143 answers, last by marval 15:40 Sun 06th Jul 2014
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Downtown

A man and his girlfriend are having a sexual encounter. He asks her to "go downtown" so, with a sigh, she gets on her knees in front of him and starts peering at his genitals. looking and tipping her...
14:51 Sat 05th Jul 20141 answer, last by berniecuddles 19:23 Sat 05th Jul 2014
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Is This You?

Arnie, a management executive, has on his doctor's orders, to take part in some form of sporting activity. Arnie decides to play tennis. After a few of weeks Moya, his secretary asks him how he's...
16:20 Thu 03rd Jul 2014
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Language

There was a clerk in a small town general store in the South. One day, a tall man entered the store and began filling a shopping cart with items. This man was so distinctive in that he could have been...
23:01 Wed 02nd Jul 2014
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Groan

The girls swimming team has a new coach who acts like she knows everything. Her name is Claire Buoyant....
18:14 Tue 01st Jul 20143 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 22:28 Tue 01st Jul 2014
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Goodbye Captain Scarlet

The voice of Captain Scarlet, actor Francis Matthews has died. I remember him as Paul Temple on the radio. May he rest in peace....
18:16 Sun 15th Jun 201416 answers, last by marval 22:21 Sun 15th Jun 2014
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Peaches

A Texas Rancher was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely forty something lady dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the...
18:06 Sun 15th Jun 20147 answers, last by marval 17:42 Mon 16th Jun 2014
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My Ball

A nurse noticed a man in golf attire pacing up and down outside the operating room where another golfer who had a golf ball driven down his throat, was being treated. "Is he a relative of yours?" the...
22:58 Sat 14th Jun 20141 answer, last by pixie373 18:09 Sun 15th Jun 2014
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Are You Rich?

At a country club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her attention and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken...
22:38 Sat 14th Jun 20142 answers, last by Svejk 22:42 Sat 14th Jun 2014
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Football Wish

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish." "Fine," I said, "Then I want to die when...
15:42 Fri 13th Jun 20144 answers, last by Arksided 15:54 Fri 13th Jun 2014

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