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Enough Rubbers

The preacher got up in church one Sunday morning and told the congregation. "Brothers and sisters, we are going to have to do something about people parking behind the church at night. I was out there...
15:47 Sun 03rd Aug 20143 answers, last by bicycletour 13:23 Fri 04th Dec 2015
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Quandary

Harry walked over to the Priest after services. "You know Father, I am really stuck in a quandary I would like to attend church next week but I just can’t miss the big game next Sunday" "It’s just...
21:19 Sat 02nd Aug 20141 answer, last by cupid04 14:51 Sun 03rd Aug 2014
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Don't Tell

A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer's soul, the preacher asked the man, "Are you laboring in the vineyard of...
18:36 Fri 01st Aug 20141 answer, last by tonyav 18:38 Fri 01st Aug 2014
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Wrong Gift

Bernie sat at the bar totally dejected. Tony the bartender served him his second drink and said, "What's wrong pal?" "I'll never understand women." Bernie said. "The other night my wife threw me a...
17:53 Fri 01st Aug 20142 answers, last by Psybbo 17:56 Fri 01st Aug 2014
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Tony And Bernie

Tony and Bernie are headed home after a big night on the town. Suddenly Tony accidentally hits a buck goat. Bernie being the animal lover he is jumps out of the car and gives the goat artificial...
18:23 Thu 31st Jul 201426 answers, last by tonyav 20:51 Thu 31st Jul 2014
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Poor Joe

A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of a large buck. "Where's Joey?" the others asked....
21:10 Wed 30th Jul 20147 answers, last by Svejk 23:18 Wed 30th Jul 2014
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Anyone In Eastbourne

The pier at Eastbourne is ablaze, it looks dreadful. http://news.sky.com/story/1310313/eastbourne-pier-on-fire-as-arcade-catches-light...
17:02 Wed 30th Jul 20142 answers, last by marval 17:10 Wed 30th Jul 2014
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Our

A husband and his wife are having an argument. The wife says, “And another thing I want to tell you. I've noticed every time you talk, you say my house, my automobile, my chair, my shoes;...
19:39 Tue 29th Jul 20146 answers, last by tidestore1 07:07 Mon 25th Aug 2014
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Mr Right Rejection Form Letter

Dear (person being rejected's name here____), I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as my Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly...
17:59 Tue 29th Jul 201412 answers, last by jim360 19:18 Tue 29th Jul 2014
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Three Turtles

Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the lemonade. The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they...
14:57 Tue 29th Jul 20144 answers, last by tonyav 14:42 Wed 30th Jul 2014
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Recognised

The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help. "My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!" the shaken man told the cop. "The car hit you from behind," the...
21:17 Mon 28th Jul 201412 answers, last by tonyav 21:46 Mon 28th Jul 2014
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Stop That

A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. As she bends down in her chair to get the...
16:45 Mon 28th Jul 20146 answers, last by 1ozzy 00:47 Tue 29th Jul 2014
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Tony And Bernie

Tony and Bernie walk into a pub. They order a couple of beers and open up their lunch boxes. The bartender spots them and says. ''Sorry, but you can't eat your own food in here.'' So Tony and Bernie...
21:11 Sun 27th Jul 20147 answers, last by tonyav 21:34 Sun 27th Jul 2014
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Man And Wife

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him. "Listen, if you ever expect to cure...
17:35 Sun 27th Jul 201452 answers, last by tonyav 19:23 Sun 27th Jul 2014
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Bad Parrot

An English professor complained to the pet shop proprietor. "The parrot I purchased uses improper language." "I'm surprised," said the owner. "I've never taught that bird to swear." "Oh, it isn't...
13:30 Sun 27th Jul 20141 answer, last by excelsior-1 14:33 Sun 27th Jul 2014
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Tunnels

A recent college graduate took a new job in a hilly Eastern city and began commuting each day to work through a tiring array of tunnels, bridges and traffic jams. To make the task less onerous, he...
22:32 Sat 26th Jul 20143 answers, last by excelsior-1 11:12 Sun 27th Jul 2014
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Five

A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eye glasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before. "What seems to be the problem, madam?" "I'm returning these glasses I bought for my...
17:40 Sat 26th Jul 20142 answers, last by marval 17:46 Sat 26th Jul 2014
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What's Wrong?

A young blonde female stockbroker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps...
22:39 Fri 25th Jul 20146 answers, last by SpikeyBush 02:31 Sat 26th Jul 2014
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Could Only Do

A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to drink warm water with Epsom salts one hour before breakfast. At the end of a week he returned and the doctor asked...
19:21 Fri 25th Jul 20142 answers, last by heathfield 14:55 Sat 26th Jul 2014
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Cats Rule

A young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To her mother’s distress, he began to use the back of their new sofa as a scratching post. "Don't worry," her husband reassured her. "I'll have him trained...
19:03 Fri 25th Jul 20145 answers, last by tonyav 19:09 Fri 25th Jul 2014

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