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Essay

A teacher told all their students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one boy, he just wrote, “Rain stopped play." Peter: What a pair of strange socks you...
20:55 Mon 26th May 201415 answers, last by stevejonson 13:38 Thu 25th Sep 2014
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Sweater

Mrs. Murphy had bought a beautiful sweater for her husband. He was away on business. She sent it to her husband by parcel post along with a note. The note said:"The buttons of the sweater are removed...
18:51 Mon 26th May 20142 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:56 Mon 26th May 2014
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Best Salesman?

Three salesmen were bragging who is the best. The first said, that he is so good he sold a colour television to a blind man. The second bragged he sold a HI-FI stereo system to a deaf man. The third...
17:27 Mon 26th May 201410 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:43 Mon 26th May 2014
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Okay

Okay Think of a number. Multiply it by 3. Now add 5. Take away the number you first thought of. Now add 7. Subtract 2. Add back the number you first thought of. Now, close your eyes. . . . Dark, isn't...
18:11 Sun 25th May 20144 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:40 Sun 25th May 2014
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Get Out Of These

A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted that he could...
22:14 Sat 24th May 20143 answers, last by cupid04 23:39 Sat 24th May 2014
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Hair Remover

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest, to whom she said, "Excuse me, Father, could I ask a favour?" "Of course! What can I...
15:39 Sat 24th May 20145 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:05 Sat 24th May 2014
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Super Computer

The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demonstration....
13:49 Sat 24th May 20142 answers, last by Arksided 18:16 Sat 24th May 2014
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What's For Dinner?

Mrs Smith phoned her husband in the office and said. "Darling, come home early, we are going to have my mother for dinner." "Good" replied Mr Smith, "make sure she's prepared well."...
20:57 Fri 23rd May 20146 answers, last by berniecuddles 11:52 Sat 24th May 2014
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Umbalo-Gong

Paddy and Mick fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Paddy takes a boat over to the other island to see how Mick is...
18:07 Fri 23rd May 20143 answers, last by berniecuddles 18:23 Fri 23rd May 2014
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Fish?

Paddy was carrying a large fish in a bucket of water away from a lake, which was well known for its excellent fishing when a Fishery officer stopped him. The officer says, "Do you have a fishing...
16:32 Fri 23rd May 20142 answers, last by tamborine 16:43 Fri 23rd May 2014
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This Is Mummy

Jennifer sprang to answer the telephone. "Darling, How are you? This is Mummy." "Oh Mummy," Jennifer said crying, "I'm having a bad day. The baby won't eat and the washing machine won't work. I've...
22:20 Wed 21st May 20142 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:29 Thu 22nd May 2014
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Naughty Wife

A wealthy merchant of 84 married a 25-year-old fashion model. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Switzerland but, unfortunately, the old boy suffered a coronary and was hospitalised. When his young...
16:54 Tue 20th May 20141 answer, last by berniecuddles 16:55 Tue 20th May 2014
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Lost

Ten Thousand years ago the first humans came to North America by crossing over from Russia to Alaska. They hadn't actually intended to do this. They got lost and couldn't get their Berings Strait....
15:24 Tue 20th May 20141 answer, last by excelsior-1 15:48 Tue 20th May 2014
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How To Catch Those Outlaws

The group of cowboys riding with the sheriff was not gaining on the outlaws at all. The sheriff asked for suggestions. One of the cowboys said, "We could add a male bovine to our group." The sheriff...
23:15 Mon 19th May 20142 answers, last by marval 23:21 Mon 19th May 2014
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How Long?

One ink spot walked up to another ink spot and said "why are you crying?" The other ink spot replied "because my dad is in the pen and I don't know how long the sentence will be!"...
22:25 Mon 19th May 20145 answers, last by Svejk 23:07 Mon 19th May 2014
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Ufo

The police answered a call from the local convent about a strange object circling overhead. When the officer arrived, he asked the Mother Superior what kind of object it was. "I can't say", she...
22:12 Mon 19th May 20141 answer, last by cupid04 22:15 Mon 19th May 2014
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Safari Poet

Alfred Lord Tennyson went to visit Darkest Africa. While on safari, he became separated from the group, and was attacked by Laurie, a lioness who was the mascot of a local village chieftan. The cat...
20:48 Mon 19th May 20144 answers, last by Svejk 21:33 Mon 19th May 2014
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Groan

Two American astronomers were visiting a French observatory. One asks the other, "Comet Halley view?"...
19:07 Mon 19th May 20143 answers, last by BlueToffee 20:40 Mon 19th May 2014
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Nice Day

"Such a nice day out today," a woman thought to herself as she took a walk through the park. Everyone was out. People were sunning themselves, reading books and having picnics. Eventually she came to...
15:45 Mon 19th May 20141 answer, last by excelsior-1 18:05 Mon 19th May 2014
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May They Live Yappily Ever After

Sorry, but to me this is daft. How does it make people more responsible pet owners? http://news.sky.com/story/1264447/for-better-or-for-woofs-dogs-in-mass-wedding...
15:36 Mon 19th May 20141 answer, last by lankeela 00:15 Fri 23rd May 2014

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