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Kids

Two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance. "I look like Mum," said the nine-year-old, "but I have Dad's eyes and Dad's lips." The six-year-old said, "And I look just like Dad,...
19:38 Tue 15th Apr 2014
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I Want

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I want to be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, Find me the finest...
23:03 Mon 14th Apr 20142 answers, last by Baldric 00:18 Tue 15th Apr 2014
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Rules For The Air Force Pilots

1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. 2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the...
16:27 Sat 12th Apr 20141 answer, last by excelsior-1 16:29 Sat 12th Apr 2014
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What Time?

A group of guys lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. One got transferred to another city. It wasn't the same without him. A new woman joined their Club. She overheard the guys...
21:32 Fri 11th Apr 20143 answers, last by excelsior-1 07:36 Sat 12th Apr 2014
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Little Johnny Gets Lucky

The teacher asked, "What is actually used as a conductor of electricity Little Johnny?" Little Johnny stammered, "Why...er?" The teacher smiled and said, "Wire is right. Very good Little Johnny. Now...
16:52 Fri 11th Apr 20142 answers, last by Psybbo 16:59 Fri 11th Apr 2014
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Do You Know Why Babies Cry At Night?

There is a theory why babies cry at night. Are they really that clever? http://news.sky.com/story/1240322/babies-cry-at-night-to-delay-siblings-birth...
17:03 Thu 10th Apr 201441 answers, last by pixie373 08:10 Fri 11th Apr 2014
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And The Puns Keep Coming

There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal. A relief map shows where the restrooms are. I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me. I think...
16:56 Thu 10th Apr 20146 answers, last by excelsior-1 20:06 Fri 11th Apr 2014
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A Man In A Bar

A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into the bartender's face. Before the bartender could recover from the surprise, the man...
16:12 Wed 09th Apr 20141 answer, last by excelsior-1 16:19 Wed 09th Apr 2014
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Never

Jack had a blind date with Jill for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself more and more attracted to her. After some really passionate embracing, he said, "Tell me, do you object...
17:49 Tue 08th Apr 20141 answer, last by frugalfred 18:11 Tue 08th Apr 2014
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Three For The Price Of One

Dave went on a business trip for a few days. When he returned, his wife reported that the dog really missed him. "She spent every night at the front door, waiting for you to come home," she said....
23:20 Mon 07th Apr 20141 answer, last by Peaspeculiars 21:21 Tue 08th Apr 2014
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Odd

An Englishman a Scotsman and an Irishman are asked to name the odd one out between a potato, a cabbage and a knife. The Englishman and the Scotsman agree that as the potato and the cabbage are both...
16:41 Mon 07th Apr 20141 answer, last by excelsior-1 20:31 Mon 07th Apr 2014
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Labour

The head nurse was nearing retirement, she had seen just about everything come through the hospital's maternity unit and always remained calm and unruffled. A sixteen-year-old in labour was having a...
16:22 Mon 07th Apr 20141 answer, last by excelsior-1 16:24 Mon 07th Apr 2014
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Guess The Music

The world's greatest charade player brags that he can guess any charade. A TV producer decides to use the charade player in a TV special. He issues a challenge offering the charade player a million...
15:52 Mon 07th Apr 20144 answers, last by margie04 16:05 Mon 07th Apr 2014
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It's Safer To Tell The Truth

A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. The man comes out and finding the...
16:10 Sat 05th Apr 20145 answers, last by Ann 23:53 Sat 05th Apr 2014
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Why Are We Here?

On a beautiful summer's day, a father and his eight-year-old son were lying on the grass by the riverbank, looking up at the sky and watching the wisps of cloud float gently overhead. After a few...
22:48 Fri 04th Apr 20146 answers, last by berniecuddles 15:57 Sat 05th Apr 2014
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Handbags

The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives go shopping one day to a big department store. While they are there a fire breaks out. Everyone in the store is killed, including the three women....
09:58 Fri 04th Apr 20142 answers, last by frugalfred 10:57 Fri 04th Apr 2014
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I Bet You Know These

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for "cherrypickers" and "cheesemongers"? Contestant: Homosexuals. Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very...
22:41 Thu 03rd Apr 20146 answers, last by elliemay1 23:27 Wed 22nd Mar 2023
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Married

Little Mary is at her first wedding. When it’s over, she asks her mother, "Why did the lady change her mind?" "What do you mean?" asks her mother. "Well," replies Mary. "She went down the aisle with...
17:30 Thu 03rd Apr 2014
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Indecent Act

While leading a party of Girl Scouts through the woods in silent Indian fashion, the troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple were engaged in an indecent act. "Back ladies,...
18:43 Wed 02nd Apr 20146 answers, last by Peaspeculiars 20:41 Wed 02nd Apr 2014
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What Are You?

A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears. "What are you?" asks the cat. "A gnome," comes the reply. "I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, I make...
16:54 Tue 01st Apr 20141 answer, last by berniecuddles 16:59 Tue 01st Apr 2014

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