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Groan

There was this troupe of dancers that traveled around the country dancing in clubs and theatres. They were called the Steppers. At one club, the Steppers did such a good job of pulling in patrons that...
17:30 Sat 15th Mar 20145 answers, last by Groupie 22:41 Sat 15th Mar 2014
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Reasons For Not Much Sex

HUSBAND: To My Dearest Wife, During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of...
11:02 Fri 14th Mar 20148 answers, last by Jordyboy9 15:49 Sun 08th Jun 2014
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How Beautiful Is The World?

Has anybody seen these? I think they are amazing. http://www.tickld.com/x/30-photos-of-earth-that-will-blow-your-mind...
18:35 Wed 12th Mar 201412 answers, last by gness 22:02 Wed 12th Mar 2014
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Confused Patient

After returning home from an examination, a young blonde woman phoned her Gynaecologist and asked. "Doctor, would you see if by chance I left my underwear in your office?" He looked in the examining...
16:44 Wed 12th Mar 20149 answers, last by cupid04 00:22 Thu 13th Mar 2014
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Thank You Daughter.

A girl was crying bitterly. Mum: What happened dear? Daughter: Mum do I look like a wicked witch? Mum: No! Daughter: Are my eyes as big as a toad? Mum: No! Daughter: Is my nose flat? Mum: No baby!...
16:56 Tue 11th Mar 20141 answer, last by BlueToffee 20:14 Tue 11th Mar 2014
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Punny Or Funny?

The dermatologist was an avid gardener but he had a problem with moles. As the farmer passed the gorgeous woman he did everything he could to a tractor attention. I'm not very versed in writing songs,...
23:39 Sun 09th Mar 20142 answers, last by Quoi 17:00 Mon 10th Mar 2014
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Oops

John gingerly walked up to the sales lady in the clothing store. “I would like to buy my wife a pretty pink scarf.” “How cute” exclaimed the sales lady,”sounds like it’s going to be a...
16:40 Sun 09th Mar 2014
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Busy Waiter?

Sarah, Rosemary, and Anne went to a restaurant together to celebrate old times. “I’ll take some Tom Yum soup” said Sarah to the waiter. “Nah” said the waiter waving his hand “you probably...
00:14 Sun 09th Mar 2014
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Boss

A man was married to a woman whose commands to her husband were as sharp as the bite of a barracuda. It wasn’t so much that he was a coward, or too timid to talk back, but you know how it...
23:38 Sat 08th Mar 20142 answers, last by bookbinder 23:45 Sat 08th Mar 2014
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Food Fun

Did you hear about the restaurant that promotes safe sex? They write the bill on a condom. In that way you can wine and dine your date, and stick her with the bill. Did you hear about the gourmet who...
23:29 Fri 07th Mar 20143 answers, last by marval 23:39 Fri 07th Mar 2014
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Chef Pickups

The Top 10 Pickup Lines Used By Chefs: 10. "Your eyes are like limpid pools of chicken stock." 9. "I know we've just met, but will you marinade me?" 8. "Cumin here often?" 7. "How do you like your...
23:00 Thu 06th Mar 201426 answers, last by EDDIE51 00:35 Sat 08th Mar 2014
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Blonde Cooking

A New Bride Cooks Dear Diary: Monday: Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It is fun to cook for Dan. Today I made angel food cake using Watkins Vanilla Extract for extra flavouring....
19:01 Thu 06th Mar 201410 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:31 Fri 07th Mar 2014
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Two Couples

At a dinner party, a husband was about to deliver speech as Guest Speaker. His wife, who was sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word “KISS” scribbled on it....
22:53 Wed 05th Mar 20141 answer, last by tonyav 22:55 Wed 05th Mar 2014
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Kiss

A newlywed couple who were both avid baseball fans attended a game. They were still on their honeymoon and very affectionate. they were hugging and kissing so much that they weren't able to follow the...
22:28 Wed 05th Mar 20142 answers, last by tonyav 22:30 Wed 05th Mar 2014
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Definitions

Ant A busy insect that still finds time to go to picnics. Adder Mathematically inclined snake. Atheism Non-prophet organisation. Babies Nature's way of showing people what the world looks like at 2...
16:23 Tue 04th Mar 20146 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:57 Wed 05th Mar 2014
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Lift

There's a cathedral having some repairs done, and the workers have rigged a "cage lift" inside so they can get material up and down to the upper floors. A characteristic of these 'cage lifts' is that...
15:34 Mon 03rd Mar 20143 answers, last by askyourgran 00:41 Tue 04th Mar 2014
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Two Blondes

A blonde woman walks up to a blonde man and asks, "Can you help me? I'm trying to spell the word 'orange.'" The blonde man responds, "What an idiot, didn't your mum teach you?" The woman answers,...
22:39 Sun 02nd Mar 20142 answers, last by cupid04 22:43 Sun 02nd Mar 2014
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I'm Sorry

A small boy turned to his Aunt Edna and said: "My Goodness, you're ugly!" His mother overheard the remark and was appalled. She took him to one side and gave him a real telling-off before ordering him...
18:01 Sun 02nd Mar 20141 answer, last by tonyav 18:04 Sun 02nd Mar 2014
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Two For The Oldies

It was the custom at a retirement home to pair the old couples, and then send them out for dinner and a movie, or other entertainment. This one night, John who was 84, was paired with Jill who was 86....
18:02 Fri 28th Feb 20141 answer, last by excelsior-1 18:04 Fri 28th Feb 2014
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No Thanks

When the well endowed secretary entered her boss' office one morning, he looked out of the window. He then announced idly, "It's certainly going to be a beautiful day." "I don't think so," replied the...
18:37 Thu 27th Feb 20142 answers, last by Baldric 18:49 Thu 27th Feb 2014

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