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50 Shades Sequals

50 Shades of Hay - erotic Amish novel "50 Shades of Oy Vey" - Erotic Jewish Novel "50 Shades of Ole" - erotic secrets of the Matador "50 Shades of Leis" - Erotic novel of Hawaiian culture 50 Shades of...
19:20 Sat 15th Feb 201410 answers, last by roger 00:07 Tue 18th Feb 2014
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Cats

A tom cat and a tabby cat were courting on a back fence at night. The tom leaned over to the tabby with pent up passion and purred... "I'll die for you!" The tabby gazed at him from under lowered eye...
22:27 Fri 14th Feb 20144 answers, last by tonyav 21:41 Sat 15th Feb 2014
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Ouch

Once a pirate named Yates Danced the jig for all of his mates. He slipped on his cutlas, And made himself nutless, And now he's quite useless on dates....
18:13 Thu 13th Feb 20142 answers, last by Svejk 05:37 Fri 14th Feb 2014
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Another Poem

Since the girl couldn't type, she was fired; And asked to explain why she was hired. "The executive's dong Is only four inches long. I thought shorthand was all he required"...
17:44 Thu 13th Feb 20144 answers, last by excelsior-1 17:57 Thu 13th Feb 2014
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Men Keep Away From This Woman

A sadistic young cook, Miss McDillet Gets very upset when you fill it. When she's done and hops off, She lops your thing off, And sautés it up in a skillet....
17:10 Thu 13th Feb 20144 answers, last by berniecuddles 17:37 Thu 13th Feb 2014
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Will

A lawyer was reading a wealthy man's will to the people mentioned in it. "To my wife Claire, who stood by me through the rough times as well as the good, I leave you the house, the cars and £5...
00:07 Thu 13th Feb 20143 answers, last by Peaspeculiars 09:00 Thu 13th Feb 2014
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Dear Abby

Dear Abby, Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't and he finally did it. Dear Abby, My boyfriend is going to be twenty...
19:03 Mon 10th Feb 2014
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Tuti

The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase "Tuti Homini."... Blessed be Mankind. A woman's rights group approached the Pope the next day to mention that he blessed all...
22:02 Sun 09th Feb 20144 answers, last by seadogg 22:09 Sun 09th Feb 2014
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I Hate

A kangaroo bounds round the Australian outback. When it comes to a halt, a little penguin climbs out of the kangaroo's pouch. It looks awfully giddy and is promptly sick. Meanwhile, a little kangaroo...
16:15 Sun 09th Feb 20143 answers, last by LochNessMonster 09:24 Tue 11th Feb 2014
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Poor Rooster

A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, "What on earth is that all about?" The farmer says, "We had a fire in the...
19:28 Fri 07th Feb 20141 answer, last by cupid04 19:32 Fri 07th Feb 2014
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Two Frogs

Two frogs sat on Robinson Crusoe's back. One said to the other, “I have to go now but let's meet again on Friday!" Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger....
19:56 Thu 06th Feb 20141 answer, last by cupid04 20:00 Thu 06th Feb 2014
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Just A Few Laughs

A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame. I put some body spray on last night, but I only managed to pull Anne Robinson. It must have been the weakest Lynx. My best mate is called...
17:48 Thu 06th Feb 20144 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:32 Fri 07th Feb 2014
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Pinched

Did you hear about the romance between the two blood vessels? They loved in vein. Why can't you hear rabbits having sex? They have cotton balls. “We had gay burglars last night. They broke in and...
20:16 Mon 03rd Feb 20142 answers, last by maggiebee 00:11 Tue 04th Feb 2014
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Gambling Dog

A business man enters into a large Las Vegas casino followed by his well-groomed hunting dog. The two make their way to a roulette table, and he sits down with his dog at his side. As the next game...
17:57 Sun 02nd Feb 20142 answers, last by Felix91 07:29 Mon 24th Jun 2024
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Sex? A Man's Translation

"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry. "I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy. "I'm tired." = I'm tired. "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd...
18:56 Fri 31st Jan 20143 answers, last by pixie373 19:35 Fri 31st Jan 2014
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Read All About It

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers. Yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the...
18:17 Fri 31st Jan 20142 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:20 Fri 31st Jan 2014
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Irish

Two easy lessons in learning how to teach the Irish gig 1. Serve alcohol 2. Lock toilet doors Did you hear about the Irishman that tried to blow up a car? He burnt his mouth on the exhaust pipe What...
16:00 Thu 30th Jan 2014
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What Doyou? 2

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? Because they can’t bury them in the air! What dog wears contact lenses? A cock-eyed spaniel...
15:40 Wed 29th Jan 20141 answer, last by JonnyBoy12 20:37 Thu 30th Jan 2014
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What Do You?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a phone? A golden receiver. What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause...
15:15 Wed 29th Jan 20143 answers, last by marval 15:30 Wed 29th Jan 2014
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What Not To Call Your Dog

Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or something like that. I called mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I...
20:08 Tue 28th Jan 20145 answers, last by daftgrandad 10:00 Wed 29th Jan 2014

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