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Bet Who Wins

An old couple celebrates their 50th wedding anniversary in a honeymoon suite. All night long, the bellboy hears laughing and clapping sounds from their room. The next morning, he asks the old man how...
14:17 Sun 04th May 20142 answers, last by frugalfred 16:02 Sun 04th May 2014
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What?

What three words mean small? Is it in?...
22:32 Sat 03rd May 201436 answers, last by DTCwordfan 16:36 Fri 09th May 2014
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The Price Of Love

A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up a month...
22:16 Sat 03rd May 20145 answers, last by treetops68 22:21 Sat 03rd May 2014
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Alexander The Great

The armies of Alexander the Great were greatly feared in their day, but there was one problem that they had that almost defeated them. Alexander could not get his people to staff meetings on time. He...
20:01 Fri 02nd May 20143 answers, last by lady-janine 23:47 Fri 02nd May 2014
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Pregnant

A pregnant woman, was feeling most peculiar. She went to see her Doctor. "Doctor", she said, "I'm feeling very strange." The Doctor took a listen, and said: "My dear lady, you're going to be having...
19:42 Thu 01st May 20142 answers, last by stocksman 22:32 Fri 02nd May 2014
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Fish

There are two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says. "You man the guns, I’ll drive."...
18:28 Wed 30th Apr 201422 answers, last by marval 22:40 Wed 30th Apr 2014
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Another Did You Hear

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them....
16:08 Wed 30th Apr 20144 answers, last by frugalfred 16:50 Wed 30th Apr 2014
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Compliment

A woman took off her jumper at the breakfast table one warm morning. As she did her tee-shirt started to come off too. Her husband let out a low whistle. She took it as a compliment until he said,...
14:38 Wed 30th Apr 20141 answer, last by berniecuddles 14:40 Wed 30th Apr 2014
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Getting Married

Nancy was Catholic, but her fiancé, Chris, was not. Since they were planning to be married in the Catholic Church, Chris made sure to listen carefully throughout their prenuptial sessions. At one...
11:53 Wed 30th Apr 2014
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Hunting

Two Blondes were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something. The first blonde says to the other, "If you get lost, fire three shots into the air every hour....
22:44 Mon 28th Apr 20143 answers, last by Old_Geezer 08:22 Tue 29th Apr 2014
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Law

A motorist was on trial for hitting a pedestrian. His lawyer argued, "Your Honour, my client has been driving for over twenty-five years." "Your Honour," the plaintiff's lawyer retorted, "if this case...
17:43 Sun 27th Apr 2014
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Missing Wife

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife. The following conversation took place. Husband. I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn't come back yet....
22:40 Sat 26th Apr 20148 answers, last by Quoi 07:45 Sun 27th Apr 2014
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Doctor Sqad's Notes

1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 2. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely. 3. She has had no rigors or shaking chills,...
18:05 Sat 26th Apr 20143 answers, last by marval 22:10 Sat 26th Apr 2014
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Out

A prisoner is in the hospital wing. He says to the doctor, "Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of...
22:15 Fri 25th Apr 20142 answers, last by frugalfred 14:12 Sat 26th Apr 2014
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Wrong Question?

A man loved nothing better than to sit at a nearby bar for long evenings and get stoned with his cronies. But his wife was a social climber, and was prone to having her "ladies" in for bridge etc....
15:55 Fri 25th Apr 20144 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:13 Fri 25th Apr 2014
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A Fitting Memorial

A man called Fred died recently. His will provided £30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend, Judy, and says, "Well, I'm...
14:24 Fri 25th Apr 20142 answers, last by tonyav 14:57 Fri 25th Apr 2014
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All In The Name

A guy walk into a bar and he orders a whiskey. He sits down and just before he takes a sip of his whiskey a guy runs in and says, "Bill! Your house burnt down!" So he runs outside but then he thinks,...
15:37 Thu 24th Apr 20142 answers, last by marval 12:37 Fri 25th Apr 2014
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Blonde Spelling

Two blondes were each doing a written quiz. The last question was fill-in-the-blank. "Old MacDonald had a ________." Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this...
21:53 Mon 21st Apr 20144 answers, last by Tilly2 22:16 Tue 22nd Apr 2014
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The Sun Big Quizword

Can anyone help me? I am looking for 45a. a five letter board game, I have it beginning with H. Unless 30d. spiny marine creature is wrong, I have Sea Urchin. Thank you...
15:26 Mon 21st Apr 20143 answers, last by marval 15:28 Mon 21st Apr 2014
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Little Emily

Little Emily, ran into the house, crying as though her heart would break. “What’s wrong, dear?” asked her father. “My doll! Billy broke it!” she sobbed. “How did he break it, Emily?”...
16:55 Sat 19th Apr 20142 answers, last by Butterbun 15:51 Mon 21st Apr 2014

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