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McMouse

A man goes to the zoo.

When he gets there, there was only a dog. It was a ******.
11:48 Wed 15th Apr 20091 answer, last by marval 12:25 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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boomerang111

my mum hold me down 4 injection

has anyone here had an injection in bottom as i am havin 1 nxt week and i sed 2 my mum i wasnt gonna hav it but she said i hav 2 and she would hold me down if i didnt im 13 and i know its 4 the best...
22:28 Tue 14th Apr 200920 answers, last by pinktwink 23:03 Tue 14th Apr 2009
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marval

A contest and a bird

Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side. So ... the one flies over and the other one swims through-which one gets to the...
16:48 Tue 14th Apr 20092 answers, last by marval 16:57 Tue 14th Apr 2009
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Mortartube

Bangkok

One night when I was on a business trip to Bangkok, I decided to go out to a club for a drink. As I walked down the street, a local girl stepped from a doorway and said. "Where you going?". I said "I...
11:46 Tue 14th Apr 20095 answers, last by marval 16:41 Tue 14th Apr 2009
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sophie_1003

one of my faves

A troop of French Foreign Legionaries were marching through the desert. They had been marching for days, their water supply had run out, and they were on the brink of collapse. And then suddenly, as...
19:06 Mon 13th Apr 20098 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 11:17 Sat 18th Jun 2011
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richardjhoop

Daft

Two rhinoceri drinking at a watering hole & one says to the other "I know you from somewhere, don't I?" "Don't think so mate," snorted the other. "I'm sure I've seen your face before; what's your...
19:26 Mon 13th Apr 20092 answers, last by tangojoe 13:31 Tue 14th Apr 2009
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rosebush1

word game

what is a word that goes after Ear and before voluntary and makes sense
19:57 Mon 13th Apr 20091 answer, last by marval 20:35 Mon 13th Apr 2009
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marval

Clever news reporter

A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting...
13:50 Sun 12th Apr 20098 answers, last by funnygirl 09:39 Tue 14th Apr 2009
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McMouse

Easter Monday

This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, the pain is...
12:37 Mon 13th Apr 20091 answer, last by marval 13:18 Mon 13th Apr 2009
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plum7

Poem composed from English place names

Some months ago I heard a poem read on Radio 4 (it could have been in Poetry Please) that was composed almost entirely from the names of villages and places in England: it was, I thought, rather...
11:22 Tue 31st Mar 20091 answer, last by marval 12:59 Sun 12th Apr 2009
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chrisrob

Cutting the bacon

Two Mexicans have been lost in the desert for weeks. At death's door, they see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer, they see that it's draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon: smoked bacon;...
10:01 Sun 12th Apr 20093 answers, last by The-Mangler 01:01 Mon 13th Apr 2009
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marval

Avoiding a big object

Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had...
23:16 Sat 11th Apr 20093 answers, last by Hugh-Jampton 12:12 Mon 13th Apr 2009
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Phuckeruppa

An old lady went to the doctor with her back all cut up.

The doctor said, "What happened to your back?" She replied, "It's from making love doggie-style." The doctor asked, "Don't you know any other position besides doggie style?" She said, "Yeah... but my...
17:57 Sat 11th Apr 20092 answers, last by sleepy1j 18:19 Sun 12th Apr 2009
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shaza1958

Washington Hall Chorlay Lancashire

Is there anyone who was stationed there or remembers any of the personal during 1957-1959. I am trying to find a Joseph Andrews who was a coloured guy either in the USAF or the RAF he also had a...
17:54 Sat 04th Apr 20096 answers, last by marval 17:38 Sat 11th Apr 2009
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Homecare36

A forgotten poem

As a child at school in the sixties I was read a poem that I thought was called "The Lamplighter" I cannot find it anywhere and wondered if anyone else knew of it. Light the lamps up lamplighter the...
17:49 Thu 09th Apr 20093 answers, last by TUSX 22:11 Sun 05th Jan 2014
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McMouse

Nice Work If You Can Get It

A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The...
15:17 Sat 11th Apr 20095 answers, last by squarebear 10:07 Fri 17th Apr 2009
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marbil

arthritis

6 months ago i had an operation in both of my hands for carpul tunnel, (which hasn't been a success) and in january this year x-rays to my thumbs and wrists have showed that i have severe...
10:39 Wed 08th Apr 20092 answers, last by marval 23:24 Fri 10th Apr 2009
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marval

Save the dead rabbit

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was...
21:44 Fri 10th Apr 20095 answers, last by chrisrob 10:13 Sat 11th Apr 2009
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lindylou16

Hee Hee

Did you hear about the pikey who won the lottery? Apparently they're going to pay him with Travellers Cheques...
20:45 Fri 10th Apr 20091 answer, last by marval 21:41 Fri 10th Apr 2009
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McMouse

Another one for the weekend

Man says to his girlfriend in the bedroom "I got some Olympic condoms for us to try out.. There's a gold one a silver one and a bronze one.. Should we try the gold one babe?" No she says "Try the...
16:54 Fri 10th Apr 20091 answer, last by marval 20:28 Fri 10th Apr 2009

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