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Jumbuck

Stuart Hall is 80!!!

Anyone else realise that he is that old (80 on 25th Decenber)? Whenever you hear him he still sounds as enthusiastic as ever, always assumed that he must only be in his 60s by now....
21:56 Fri 04th Dec 20095 answers, last by ELVIS68 23:41 Sat 05th Dec 2009
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richardjhoop

Yet another blonde joke

A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting. 'What's up?' she...
18:34 Sat 05th Dec 20091 answer, last by marval 23:17 Sat 05th Dec 2009
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richardjhoop

Ralph and Edna

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were...
18:16 Sat 05th Dec 20091 answer, last by marval 23:16 Sat 05th Dec 2009
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poodicat

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire??

I do!!!!
22:25 Fri 04th Dec 200940 answers, last by ELVIS68 01:19 Sat 05th Dec 2009
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carlton23

Richard Todd Dies

So sad, one of our all time great actors, died Thursday age 90. Starred in `The Dam Busters` to name just one. RIP
13:13 Fri 04th Dec 20095 answers, last by marval 20:30 Fri 04th Dec 2009
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marval

Should have quit

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him...
19:05 Fri 04th Dec 20095 answers, last by richardjhoop 18:52 Sat 05th Dec 2009
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NoMercy

Wise man once say....

..."He who pees on electric fence gets shocking news"... What hilarious, nay, serious wisdom would you care to impart? :-)...
13:46 Fri 04th Dec 200917 answers, last by marval 17:25 Fri 04th Dec 2009
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tamborine

this is a far............ce

I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said, “Remove cap and push up bottom”. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely....
17:13 Fri 04th Dec 20093 answers, last by marval 17:20 Fri 04th Dec 2009
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AB Editor

#importantpopquestion

A Game for Friday! Before everyone rushes home to hibernate for the weekend I thought I would introduce another game: #importantpopquestion I think you all know how it works, but I'll explain anyway:...
14:04 Fri 04th Dec 200948 answers, last by 4candles 15:01 Sun 06th Dec 2009
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marval

Is that your horse?

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone...
23:13 Thu 03rd Dec 20095 answers, last by marval 17:11 Fri 04th Dec 2009
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Gavreel

i'm about to do something...

BAD!!!!!!!!
16:58 Fri 04th Dec 200917 answers, last by Bapla 22:16 Fri 04th Dec 2009
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marval

Desktop wallpaper

Hi I have on my laptop a set of wallpapers that change the picture every half hour. Does anyone know a good site where I can download some more? The choice that came with my computer is rather...
11:36 Tue 01st Dec 20098 answers, last by Siegius 09:42 Tue 08th Feb 2011
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puternut

The Robot

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual...
16:42 Thu 03rd Dec 20093 answers, last by Handbaglady 13:05 Sat 05th Dec 2009
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auntyann

prince's precipitation

The answer must be a colour. clue is prince's precipitation...
22:25 Wed 02nd Dec 20093 answers, last by Mr_Clean 22:30 Wed 02nd Dec 2009
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marval

Pencil

What did the constipated mathematician do? He worked it out with a pencil....
22:25 Mon 30th Nov 20093 answers, last by squarebear 16:23 Wed 02nd Dec 2009
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liverpoolfoo

Just like to know

Which we have the most of on AB.....Left Handed or Right Handed Peeps???? I'm Right Handed
20:11 Mon 30th Nov 200928 answers, last by Androcles 22:29 Mon 30th Nov 2009
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bestmum

Strictly

Does anyone else think that Ricky Whittle should'nt have danced tonight, after the alleged incident. I think he should have been made to leave.
22:23 Sat 28th Nov 20099 answers, last by chazza 10:10 Mon 30th Nov 2009
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mrs.chappie

Do you unplug your telly at the end of the night?

I tend to leave everything plugged in. My dear old mum used to insist on unplugging the telly, just in case we had thunder and lightning during the night. She worried that lightning would strike the...
22:30 Sat 28th Nov 200920 answers, last by filthiestfis 01:16 Sun 29th Nov 2009
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denis567

Bath or Shower

Do you prefer to take a shower or have a bath. I am in favour of a bath. PS Why does the spellchecker say I should spell 'favour' in the American style of 'favor' ??...
22:38 Sat 28th Nov 200930 answers, last by RJUKL 15:33 Wed 23rd Dec 2009
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docspock

Don't say both in the middle.

Which side of the bed do you sleep on.
21:37 Sat 28th Nov 200915 answers, last by tonyted 00:06 Sun 29th Nov 2009

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