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Come dine with me.

Why are faggotts always on the menu. Ooops.

Should they bring back variety?

I watch "Our Gracie" (Gracie Fields) which was recently on TV. Afterwards there was a documentary about the Rochdale born star, in this programme they showed a clip from her appearance on a...

marval

If you think life is bad.......How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11...

poodicat

What food turns you stomach???

For me it has to be oysters yuck!!!

pomsta

film theme tunes

the besr???

joggerjayne

things that tast like nothing else

Fat Coke

john1066

Hand-me -Downs..

Did anybody have those when you were younger, it happened mainly in large families. I had three sisters... I was thirteen before I got out of dresses...x

McMouse

One to try at home

A women approaches the counter at a pet shop to pay for some cat litter and tins of food. By the counter is a box with six frogs in it. On the front of the box was written: Cunnilingus Frog - Orgasms...

McMouse

Maybe I should get out more

Whilst dining at a resturaunt a man was choosing his Squid from the tank. Finally he noticed a small mild-green coloured squid with a hairy protruding lip hiding at the bottom of the tank. Having...

AB Editor

An Atheist and a Bear

[Another clanger which has been passed on to me, all the best, Spare Ed] An Atheist and a Bear An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What...

carrust

Jelly Factory.

After working at the local jelly factory for the past 10 years, I have decided to leave. I was getting too set in my ways....

Tups

Red sky at night

Can anyone explain the science behind the saying, 'Red sky at night, shepherd's delight; red sky in morning, shepherd's warning'

fiona82

Lump of bone- continued...

Hi guys, i posted a question on here a few weeks ago about my weird boney lump that was giving me some pain on my hand, so thought id update you, ive been to see a specialist today, he gave me an...

boxlodge

Poem fragment

A piece of a poem read at school came into my mind; "the last red leaf, the last of it's clan, dancing as often as dance it can, hanging so light and ....." Anyone know the title of the...

fbg40

"Wandering Kids"

Just returned from a couple of hours shopping and saw two women pushing pushchairs, and one of them allowing her 2/3 year old to wander aimlessly around the shopping centre. Most of the time the women...

marval

Growing wild

There is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He notices that he is really sun tanned...

moonraker558

One wish

If I could grant you one wish what would it be?

jane mark 2

re. 2010 C alendar

Can anyone tell me where I can purchase a Calendar with the Bowes Museum on it, and photos of surrounding area. Thank you.

lilsecret

Poor guy

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a...

craft1948

Does sqad play golf?

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up to apply for the position. One is a very fit looking, older retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in...

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