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Three Bears

Three men of the cloth, a priest, a minister and a rabbi, are discussing who could convert a new recruit. They decide to try out their skills in a forest. "Whoever converts a bear first,...

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Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, "Life is so darn boring. We never have any fun anymore. For...

crapmemory

swine flu vaccine

Has anyone had this jab yet and if so did you have any side effects? TIA

CARABINT

Flatulence

Whiffy one,how can Irelease trapped wind?.......serious replies please......

coccinelle

I need a really good clean joke to write in my Christmas cards. Can anybody come up with something? As I say clean, so no sex involved. Hope somebody comes up with something. It has to be really good...

richardjhoop

Poor Bob

Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip...

lucca

Royal mail Christmas card

Have received a Chtistmas card from Royal Mail giving details of extra services e. g. more deliveries etc. (who'd have thought it - at Christmas!!!) I imagine every household in the country will be...

Scarlett

What hymns do people sing at weddings?

Any ideas?

AB Editor

#nottosayonfirstdate A Game for the Day

Maybe not quite as clever as the movie games but still good fun. #nottosayonfirstdate Just list a few things not to say on your first date, for example: "what happened with your ex?"...

Bbbananas

A dairy-free chocolate mousse recipe?

Does one exist? Can't see it myself. Surely you can't make a chocolate mousse without using butter and/or cream? My BF has a dairy intolerance (not allergy - he's ok with chocolate funnily enough). He...

marval

Waiter

Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon? No, sir but I have smoked a pipe....

SusanLisa

Job References

I am filing in a new job application form which asks 'of two persons from whom we may obtain professional references one being your current employer' So i'll put down my current company but I am...

ummmm

I'm gutted

My Uncle is in the hospice now...he's not expected to last the week. This will be 6 in less than two years. All on my Dads side. I'm so so so sad :-(

footiefan

Roast Potatoes - best way to cook

Hi all - am starting to think about xmas dinner this year - what is the best way to cook roast tatties?? - haven't done that one before!!

jwitherspoon2009

how do you deal with stress ?

I am just curious how each one of us deals with daily stress - each one of us is unique in creation and has our own way of dealing with matter...some smoke,others do yoga, or others still...let it...

keiron01

Local quiz, the answers are sweets or chocolate bars etc

1. Odds on communication (3,4) 2. Toothed instrument used to remove seed from flax (6) 3. Part of Bruce's ctchphrase (5) 4. Bad from the start (11) 5. Add to (5) 6. Nibbles (8) Thanks in advance...

joesdaddy

Repo

When i was talking to my brother in law about his house being repossessed I asked him when he had to hand the keys to the bailiffs, he said they did not want the keys and preferred to break in .Has he...

caslass

Irish Joke

How do you confuse an Irishman? Show him two shovels and tell him to take his pick.

Bobbisox

Oi I'm blonde...lol

One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Minnesota were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer Say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You...

carrust

Happy & sad.

A husband & wife were sitting watching TV. Ht turns to her & says. "Babe, will you tell me something that will make me happy & sad at the same time". She says. "You've got...

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