Donate SIGN UP

marval

19341 to 19360 of 20423

First Previous 965 966 967 968 969 970 971 Next Last

Avatar Image
lilsecret
Sad to hear the passing of Edward Woodward. RIP
Avatar Image
docspock
5 4 3 2 1...
Avatar Image
EDDIE51
An Irish odd job man is looking for work, he sees a huge house with a lot of cars parked in the drive way. He decides to go to the house and ask for work. He knocks on the door and a very grand lady...
Avatar Image
David Black
An accountant dials home from work to apologise to his wife for being at work so late. A strange woman answers so he asks, "Who is this?" "This is the Polish maid Lucia.", answered...
Avatar Image
McMouse
A muslim was sat next to an Australian on an aeroplane. After the plane had taken off the air hostess came over and asked for drinks orders. The Australian orders a 'Jack Daniels' and coke. The air...
Avatar Image
Pimpernel
Hello, I'm quite unhappy with the outlook for the next couple of years in the UK (rise in income tax; rise in university fees) and I'm thinking of relocating in another European country. I'm both very...
Avatar Image
thinkpositive1
i went recently after an unexpected encounter (protected).....i had all the test and got the all clear, i made a point of asking wether you can syill get aids / hiv if your sex was protected.... to...
Avatar Image
koster
Do train stations in Polish cities have lockers or left luggage facilities?
Avatar Image
Rodge2
This might seem a bit of a strange question but, if you have someone's love, and they die, do you think you still always have it, or does their death destroy it?
Avatar Image
marval
After a car crash one of the drivers is lying injured at the side of the road. 'Don't worry,' said a policeman, a Red Cross nurse is coming to attend to you.' Oh no,' groaned the victim, 'couldn't I...
Avatar Image
webby48
1 - Wander or stroll along the edge. any help appreciated...
Avatar Image
millerxxx
are we getting any heating allowance this year
Avatar Image
jane mark 2
1. Have you got bright ones (4) 2. 2nd letter plus Climbing Equipment (7) 3. They often twinkle (4) 4. Divers kit without the water (5) 5. Books share one with us (5) I think the answer to number 1 or...
Avatar Image
lollyone
Why can't I answer a question? Just typed an answer and it won't let me submit it. But its still there in the answer box??? AAAAAAARRRRGH!!!
Avatar Image
Sandy-Wroe
I read somewhere that he may be one of the contestants. Is that a good idea?
Avatar Image
Jan1957
Hope you have a lovely day Joy and Bill is spoiling you. xx
Avatar Image
puss_boots
with 45 million quid.
Avatar Image
pirwany
How can I record a phonecall? I receive nuisance phonecalls from time to time from abroad which BT cannot trace.
Avatar Image
Bbbananas
I have a mate, who shall obviously remain nameless (tight cow) who gets most of her make-up absolutely free... by nicking all the testers from the beauty counters - well, the ones without security...
Avatar Image
barrymcc
small tide(4)n?a?, borders(6)f???a?, take for ones self((6)???l?r, relating to sheep(5)??i?e, coming close(7)l???i?g, odds(7)???n?e?, mountain ridge(5)a?e?e, outgoing(11)e????????e?, american...

19341 to 19360 of 20423

First Previous 965 966 967 968 969 970 971 Next Last