An Irish odd job man is looking for work, he sees a huge house with a lot of cars parked in the drive way. He decides to go to the house and ask for work. He knocks on the door and a very grand lady...
An accountant dials home from work to apologise to his wife for being at work so late. A strange woman answers so he asks, "Who is this?" "This is the Polish maid Lucia.", answered...
A muslim was sat next to an Australian on an aeroplane. After the plane had taken off the air hostess came over and asked for drinks orders. The Australian orders a 'Jack Daniels' and coke. The air...
Hello, I'm quite unhappy with the outlook for the next couple of years in the UK (rise in income tax; rise in university fees) and I'm thinking of relocating in another European country. I'm both very...
i went recently after an unexpected encounter (protected).....i had all the test and got the all clear, i made a point of asking wether you can syill get aids / hiv if your sex was protected.... to...
This might seem a bit of a strange question but, if you have someone's love, and they die, do you think you still always have it, or does their death destroy it?
After a car crash one of the drivers is lying injured at the side of the road. 'Don't worry,' said a policeman, a Red Cross nurse is coming to attend to you.' Oh no,' groaned the victim, 'couldn't I...
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I have a mate, who shall obviously remain nameless (tight cow) who gets most of her make-up absolutely free... by nicking all the testers from the beauty counters - well, the ones without security...
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