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Fanny Green

An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.' The priest told...
10:09 Tue 10th Nov 20092 answers, last by pericat 12:45 Tue 10th Nov 2009
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JMR27

Waffle Dessert

Hi all. We were at a wedding reception recently and the dessert was superb. It was hot and contained waffles, raspberries with some kind of cream (or custard?) through it. Does anyone know what it is...
20:00 Tue 03rd Nov 20093 answers, last by marval 12:40 Tue 10th Nov 2009
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marval

Bad joke

I have permission to post bad jokes, so here goes. Why was the chicken happy? Beacause everything was eggcellent...
14:06 Mon 09th Nov 200910 answers, last by marval 20:13 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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beanebabe

Pants by Nick Sharratt

My 6 year old son has got to do a talent show on Friday and the only thing I can think for him to do is recite a funny poem. Can anyone quickly give me the words to 'Pants' or give me a link that has...
15:49 Mon 09th Nov 200914 answers, last by Jan1957 04:26 Tue 10th Nov 2009
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docspock

Went to pub last night and asked the mrs to put her coat on.

She said "Am I coming with you ? " "No" I said " I am turning the heating off "...
17:53 Mon 09th Nov 20096 answers, last by Cugetit 20:28 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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McMouse

Mad Gorilla

A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very ornery, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the...
15:35 Mon 09th Nov 20092 answers, last by cc1 22:52 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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cassa333

Platlet donation

My OH has a rare blood group and the blood doneing service has aked him to donate platelets. However he has lost the letter explaining what it is etc. Does anyone know the web address for it please. I...
16:01 Mon 09th Nov 20091 answer, last by marval 16:05 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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AB Editor

#worldsthinnestbooks a Game for Monday!

Another game for everyone, lets see if we can keep it going all day! Simply name the worlds potentially thinnest book, for example: The Wit And Wisdom of Paris Hilton The Definition of 'is' by Bill...
09:49 Mon 09th Nov 200930 answers, last by flicrat 17:21 Tue 10th Nov 2009
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Sandy-Wroe

Could THe Sun sink any lower?

The Sun seems to be orchestrating a personnel campaign against against Gordon Brown. Is the fact that his handwriting isn't copperplate a reason to attack him. How many other PM's have written letters...
14:05 Mon 09th Nov 200922 answers, last by brionon 18:31 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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marval

Balls

There is this man and he wants to marry a girl but he is bad at choosing girls so he has a contest. “First one to get as many ping pong balls as they can is my wife,” he says. The first...
11:22 Mon 09th Nov 20092 answers, last by marval 13:46 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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Sayvme

I loved you with a fire red- Now it's turning blue

Hey I'm 17, I met my gf when I was 14. We've gone through a lot, abortion, being disowned by our families. I broke up with her recently for the fourth time in 3 years, because I am going to be moving...
02:12 Mon 09th Nov 20095 answers, last by Lil O'lady 18:08 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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sincnoel

Free Digibox

The Mail's promotion for a "free" digibox ended yesterday but I have not been able to find an entry form or an address to which the 60 tokens should be sent. The paper seems to be trying to...
16:03 Sun 08th Nov 20091 answer, last by marval 20:03 Sun 08th Nov 2009
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anotheoldgit

Halal meat at ASDA

http://www.express.co...5/Asda-in-halal-storm Will this bring in more votes for the BNP?...
10:31 Sun 08th Nov 200949 answers, last by B00 08:40 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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tamirra

High b/p with one cold hand

Hi my mum at the moment has very high blood pressure, but the other day she had one hot hand and the left hand was freezing, is that anything to do with her pressure do you think? Thanks
17:59 Sat 07th Nov 20093 answers, last by marval 15:18 Sun 08th Nov 2009
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marval

ID10T

Young Susie was having trouble with her computer so she called Wes, the computer guy, over to her desk. Wes clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away Susie called after...
15:45 Sat 07th Nov 20094 answers, last by magicmerlin 10:52 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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x_word_fan

Wool

Am trying to locate some wool to finish a cardigan Debbie Bliss Cashmerino Aran - colour 300001 - any ideas please.
12:10 Sat 07th Nov 20095 answers, last by x_word_fan 13:15 Sun 08th Nov 2009
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marval

Bra

The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endowed women has encouraged the designers to come out with a bra for over-endowed women. It's called the "Sheep Dog Bra"... It rounds...
23:43 Thu 05th Nov 200914 answers, last by Sachs 15:19 Sat 07th Nov 2009
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Billy_Sugger

A Polish plumber moved to England and married an English girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a...
09:33 Sat 07th Nov 20092 answers, last by marval 15:14 Sat 07th Nov 2009
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Mr-Kevin

Squirrel mincer.

Have you any idea where I can get one?
15:03 Sat 07th Nov 200910 answers, last by 123everton 21:21 Sat 07th Nov 2009
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Boisdeslandes

How long does Cannabis show up in a blood test

Does anyone know how long cannabis shows up in a blood test? I know it depends on how much you smoke but any help would be good. Does anyone know how to get it out of your blood/body quickly?
11:14 Sat 07th Nov 200925 answers, last by bednobs 21:39 Sun 08th Nov 2009

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