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Protest at ASDA Rochdale

There's going to be a big protest tomorrow at Asda in Rochdale because of the issue of that girl with the wrist band supporting the British troops. In case you weren't aware, a girl went to the check...

Fat Bloke

Good Joke

an Irish man went to the doctor, What can I do for you the doctor asked, Well said the irish man it's very embarrasing to talk about, Don't worry said the doctor Reassuringly I have heard embarrasing...

sherrardk

Sponsoring a roundabout

Does anyone know how you go about this and a rough idea of cost? Thanks...

drontal

It's friday evening now.

I am taking over logic's shift in the dogging park

pericat

Any information please .........

What is out there to help a young male adult who is depressed with very low self esteem. Counsellors have been tried, but it has to be something that he would be drawn to and happy to go to - just...

lindylou16

Classroom role call

My son has recently started at the local comp. Every morning at class role call he becomes the class laughing stock and the teacher takes no notice. Our surname is Soles and my son is called Richard....

R1Geezer

Questions I answered, Omissions

why do some of my answered questions not appear under "Questions I answered"? For example: http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/News/Politics/ Pehaps it's because it's a sub category??...

stokemaveric

who has started their.....

xmas shoppping yet??

gregcropper

Funny before meal grace

Anyone got a grace suitable for a family 21st party?

caslass

Cold Dark and Raining

The weather here (West Yorkshire) is cold and very wet.. We need the lights on and it's not 3.30 yet. What's it like where you are?

Bobbisox

Noobody likes me!

Everybody hates me, I'm going to the garden to eat worms... Can you remember such Sh!te (any more little poems...?) Bobbi...lol...

chanadam

Would you rather spend life in prison or be executed?

slinky.kate

blondie

a blonde was really proud of herself for finishing a jigsaw puzzle in three months.after all,the box said two to five years.

tonyav

Two women

are chatting when one of them spots the others husband and exclaims, '' Oh look Gloria ! He's bought you a bunch of flowers. '' Gloria turns to look and replies '' Bloody hell, thats me on my back...

docspock

type in a rude word and it changes.

very clever. this is Fluff

AB Editor

Cow Films! #cowfilms

To run on from the film game of yesterday: You know the score! Cow Films: "The Sound of Moosic" "Steer Magnolias" "Psy-cow" got any better ones? Spare Ed...

richardjhoop

a whale of a time

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier....

richardjhoop

sex therapy

A woman went to a psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems....

crisgal

anyone tried a halogen oven?

are they any good or just another gadget to live in the cupboard with the slow cooker, toastie maker and the fondue set?!

marval

Tool of the trade

A certain young man finally won a date with a blonde female that lived in his block of flats. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to...

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