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gotchaeme

truffles choclates !

hey , my dad loves truffles in the years his been a fan of thorntans italian collection of cohoclate truffles and ferra rocha and lindt , but he wants something really nice and is always complaning...
11:56 Wed 28th Oct 200925 answers, last by pastafreak 12:49 Wed 28th Oct 2009
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stanbesida

Daily Record

40 down, sparingly- ?H?N?Y 45 down, tube - ?U?T 64 down, days long ago - Y?R? 75 across, free from blame - ??O?E?A?E ( I thought of exonerate but that means 64 down would be Y?RE)...
21:15 Tue 27th Oct 20095 answers, last by Jumbuck 21:22 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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bald eagle

Camping & Caravaning crossword

25a perfect pitch for a hermit, 8 letter word ????A?E? 21a vegetable container, 6 letter word ?E?P?? 7d Toy soldiers, 2 words 3 & 7 letters TIN ?R?G??? would appreciate any suggestions, please...
16:36 Mon 26th Oct 20095 answers, last by bald eagle 17:24 Mon 26th Oct 2009
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carrust

Womens lonely hearts ads.

What they really mean!! Adventurous....................Slut. Athletic..............................No tits. 30 something..................41 Fun.....................................Annoy ing....
20:38 Sun 25th Oct 20094 answers, last by carrust 20:13 Mon 26th Oct 2009
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secsee

names that fit jobs

I was buying some ham from the butchery dept. of our local Tesco's when I noticed the mans name badge it read '' John LAMB butchery manager, I thought it was a very apt name for a butcher, others I...
11:12 Sun 25th Oct 200910 answers, last by AndThenSome 12:02 Sun 25th Oct 2009
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Bobbisox

A geordie chuckle

A Geordie is in London for the day and really fancie's a pint of NewCastle Brown Ale. It isn't long before he comes across a pub. Once inside he walks up to the barman and asks for his favorite drink,...
11:16 Sun 25th Oct 20095 answers, last by Postdog 17:08 Sun 25th Oct 2009
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Lie-in King

Not a question, but an update...

I'm trying to follow the rules by not posting this in Q & P, but hope that the people that previously expressed an interest will see this here... My dear friend Anne recently had an op to remove...
11:17 Sun 25th Oct 200916 answers, last by ladyalex 17:47 Fri 30th Oct 2009
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oldowl

Derdorant.

I have for the first time bought a stick deordorant. I followed the instructions carfully, 'Remove top and push up bottom.' I'm currently in A&E but my farts smell fantastic!...
10:54 Sat 24th Oct 20094 answers, last by carlton23 09:31 Mon 26th Oct 2009
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marval

Oops

Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car pass the play ground and go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a 'Passionate Embrace'. Little Johnny finds this so exciting...
18:33 Thu 22nd Oct 20094 answers, last by marval 15:30 Sat 24th Oct 2009
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Katoninelive

Cat

Took my 20yr old cat to the vets this morning & had to leave her there on a drip as she is very poorly! Still no news yet & i'm dreding the phone ringing! I'm already lost without her. 20yrs...
16:17 Thu 22nd Oct 200929 answers, last by wendilla 14:22 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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ainitatyb

Mess Kit - Help

I am searching for a specific type of mess kit which is like a sectioned tray rather like a GI shingle but deep enough to have a lid and to store within it a plate and eating utensils. I did find one...
16:20 Wed 14th Oct 20093 answers, last by marval 22:22 Thu 22nd Oct 2009
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marval

Big feet

There were these three brothers, Tom, Harry, & Dick. They all had big feet. Tom size 12,Harry size 14, and Dicks were the biggest at a massive size 18. They were in a pub one day when Dick said...
20:46 Wed 21st Oct 200910 answers, last by marval 17:31 Thu 22nd Oct 2009
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Tups

Help caring for cancer sufferer

My 79 year old father has just been diagnosed with lung cancer (he has never smoked in his life!) and, naturally, it's a huge shock to both my parents. Does anyone know how I go about looking for ways...
17:00 Tue 20th Oct 200912 answers, last by mamyalynne 22:46 Thu 22nd Oct 2009
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hoggyboy

daily record the big one

5 across common ?u?a?c 40 across poetry ??y?e 53 across armed conflict ??m?a? 71 across ogre t??e? 72 down become aware ??a?i?e 118 across trick 4-2 l?e?o?...
10:11 Tue 20th Oct 20094 answers, last by vegasmad 10:14 Tue 20th Oct 2009
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tonyav

Shall we start a Mother in Law thread.

Anybody know any good Mother in Law jokes ?.
12:19 Mon 19th Oct 200920 answers, last by Dunloptyre 15:10 Mon 19th Oct 2009
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DEN53

Anyone Fancy a Cake with their cuppa ?

As its my birthday and if I was working, I would be buying cakes for the office, so as I am sitting at a desk in front of a screen, then you lovey people are my work mates.........
14:10 Mon 19th Oct 200984 answers, last by sallabananas 16:14 Mon 19th Oct 2009
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yobanfa

flash power mop

hi all where can i buy flash power mop pads? morrisson have stopped doing them...
13:31 Mon 19th Oct 20091 answer, last by marval 13:35 Mon 19th Oct 2009
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marval

Low Sperm Count

A 70-year-old man went to his doctor\'s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, \"Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.\" The next day the...
12:27 Sun 18th Oct 20094 answers, last by kevfire 16:46 Wed 21st Oct 2009
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Stayahead

crafts or occupations in the countryside

1 sounds like a small coin 2 also known as 'dusty' 3 sounds as though a rock is sleeping 4 chair legs a speciality 5 not a left handed circle...
13:10 Sat 17th Oct 20099 answers, last by tonyav 13:20 Sat 17th Oct 2009
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marval

Votes short

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. "Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?" "Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want...
18:04 Tue 13th Oct 20096 answers, last by marval 14:54 Thu 15th Oct 2009

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