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With pleasure

I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary was on maternity leave. Trying to arrive at an agreeable wage, I asked what she expected to earn. She said, "Well... the...

fredpuli47

'The problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans', 'It's not worth a hill of beans' and so on. Can't think that 'hill of beans' was invented by the scriptwriters of Casablanca but...

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As requested by 'Another view'

Marval is close to tears at the police station. "Whats the matter sir?" enquires the constable on duty. Between sobs Marval explains, "Well, for the last year I've been travelling to...

marval

Blind

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the...

unrulyjulie

New bus service here in leicester

I had to giggle when i saw a new bus company this morning named BEAVER, well, not that fact so much but the slogan on the side said "RIDE A BEAVER" in huge letters! I know, maybe i need to...

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What a load of cr4p

You used to at least occasionally get a joke in here that wasn't a] invented in a primary school playground b] dreamt up by some 4rsehole trying to pun everything he thinks of c] yet another trotting...

slinky.kate

comic dictionary

absentee-a missing golf peg accordian-a bagpipe with pleats adamant-the very first insect alarms-what an octopus has alimony-the cost of loving announce-one sixteenth of a pound aromatic-auto pilot...

daneswalk

back

have not posted for a while just to let all my friends know i am still alive and kicking my birthday today ripe old age of 79 must be getting done now as i could not remember my password

clare6875

Mail on Sunday

30a Greek sea-god, also the river of the world (7) _ c _ a _ u _ Thanks in advance....

karma22

Relationship with parents

I've found as I've got older I've noticed the faults in my parents more. They annoy me more now and I feel like our relationship (esp with my mum) has deteriorated a bit. Do you think this is common?...

pericat

It was 40 years ago today !

Any one else a python fan ?

socboi

Any Shanghai China Hotel Experience?

Hi! I was planning to go to Shanghai China and was able to find this Shanghai Hotel (http://www.jiulonghotelshanghai.com/) Anyone of you have tried staying at this hotel? Any Feedback, positive and...

john1066

Friends

I think I'm addicted to "Friends" I watch them every night without fail on E4..Does anybody else have an addiction to a tele prog.?

tamborine

CVs

Had CVs today, 3 out of 5 applicants gave no date of birth, dates of qualifications and dates of work experience. Is the Employer expected to telephone them to get this info? Have binned them.....dont...

harrylws

How will I get a loan?

filthiestfis

Loss of feeling on arms/hands

My girlfriend has been losing feeling in her arms & hands for about a year now. Her previous job did involve some heavy lifting and so does her current job. She went to see her gp a few months...

TorahBoy

Croissants

Are they Bread rolls, or Pastries? The ones at my local Waitrose (75p each) are very much a pastry, quite heavy and only good when warmed. But the ones at the new Morrisons down the road (25p each or...

TorahBoy

Hebrew roots

Can anyone tell me of words in common use in English that are derived from Hebrew? Please don't say 'Kosher', which is Yiddish....

Bobbisox

WORD ASSOCIATION

You know the kinda thing, I will say or type a word, you follow on with the association, take it slowly as there will be a scramble, ooooh, there's me first one...lol SCRAMBLE your turn Bobbi...

cat18mac

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