A man left to go help in the Crusades and decided that his wife should wear a chastity belt. So he locks her up and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, \"If I\'m not back in four...
Hi everyone, I often holiday in France and experience quite a lot of difficulty in distinguishing between the different coins especially the 20 down to 1 cent pieces. I am loathe just to proffer a 10...
Help! I am sure I read in a magazine over the weekend how to make the above dish, but I cannot find the magazine anywhere and it is driving me mad. The only papers we have are the Daily and Sunday...
An overweight business associate of mine decided it was time to shed some excess pounds. He took his new diet seriously, even changing his driving route to avoid his favourite bakery. One morning,...
I have to self inject Clexane enoxaparin sodium into my stomach in the morning and am a little concerned, as on reading the enclosed info leaflet it states in the side effects columm `If you have a...
i am buying a friend a pair of sexy pj's for her 21st bday. she is married and all sexual fun has dissapeared from there relationship. we always have a joke about her not giving her husband any sex...
in bristol where im from we have
harveys bristol cream
bristol blue glass wear
justin lee colins
brunels suspention bridge
cary grant
what about you???...
I have been given a brickette maker for recycling old newspapers to burn on our fire. I haven't got any instructions but I am having a go at it although I'm not sure that I'm doing it right. Does...
Mine did, my daughter says I do! even you blokes, I bet you loved Ma's cooking..lol Sunday, she even found time to bake too, we had scones and apple pie for tea, no mod-cons then How did they...
Two groups of women, half of them were blonde's,the rest were brunettes, hired a double decker coach for a day out. The blonde's decided to use the upper deck, so that they could do things that...
A husband and wife had an argument on their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells "When you die I'm getting you a grave stone that reads 'here lies my wife cold as ever' "....
