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excelsior-1

I Have A Donor Card

it reads 'i would like someone to have my kebab after my death'...
16:06 Sat 12th Jan 20136 answers, last by maggiebee 19:05 Sat 12th Jan 2013
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LochNessMonster

Hard Times Ahead ?

This farmer's ram dies just before lambing season. So he phones his neighbour who is also a famer and asks him how much would it cost him to buy a ram from him. He reply's £3000 ! the bloke say's he...
12:02 Wed 26th Dec 20121 answer, last by marval 12:35 Wed 26th Dec 2012
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starone

The Scottish Jew

A Scottish Jew decided to retire and take up golf, so he applied for membership at a local golf club. About a week later he received a letter that his application has been rejected. He went to the...
13:13 Fri 14th Dec 20121 answer, last by marval 16:57 Fri 14th Dec 2012
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owdhamer

Ugly.

My mates sister is so ugly not even a sniper would take her out.
20:40 Fri 07th Dec 201215 answers, last by sky26 11:40 Sat 08th Dec 2012
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excelsior-1

Working In The Bakery .....

..... was a piece of cake
20:13 Fri 07th Dec 201218 answers, last by magicmick 22:50 Fri 07th Dec 2012
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starone

New legislation

To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Home Office Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and...
20:59 Wed 05th Dec 20128 answers, last by Starbuckone 14:14 Thu 06th Dec 2012
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starone

Crazy Thoughts on Dieting

I have metal fillings in my teeth. My refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen. This is why I can't lose weight. What fits your busy schedule better - exercising for one hour a day or...
21:42 Sun 25th Nov 20124 answers, last by Smowball 12:12 Mon 14th Jan 2013
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starone

Technical Support

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated...
19:18 Wed 21st Nov 20122 answers, last by penelope2 09:02 Thu 22nd Nov 2012
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starone

when insults had class

These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some...
21:46 Sun 28th Oct 20123 answers, last by sibton 17:19 Mon 29th Oct 2012
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starone

Inscription on a tombstone.

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO HAVE A HAPPIER LIFE 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you...
22:02 Tue 23rd Oct 20122 answers, last by lsinbsdf 02:01 Wed 24th Oct 2012
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starone

Another Blonde Joke

She desperately wanted a pair of beautiful alligator shoes. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out...
09:51 Mon 22nd Oct 20122 answers, last by marval 12:59 Mon 22nd Oct 2012
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starone

I'll bet you never knew this

In the original native culture of Thailand, when males reached the age of 18 they had to participate in the following community ceremony:- They lay themselves stark naked in a large circle, feet...
21:53 Tue 16th Oct 20126 answers, last by marval 13:23 Wed 17th Oct 2012
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DSJ

192 People Finder

Does anyone know what has happened to this website? I now get a blank when I try to find it....
16:00 Sun 14th Oct 20123 answers, last by marval 16:25 Sun 14th Oct 2012
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emmie

Hunted

has anyone watched this new drama, if so what did you think of it. Second episode last evening but i am not sure will continue to watch. it's too violent for my taste and not particularly believable
07:12 Fri 12th Oct 20125 answers, last by em10 17:16 Fri 12th Oct 2012
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xstitcher

Bletchley Park

I have just started a book on Bletchley Park during the war. It states that there were 9 to 10 thousand people working there. Where did they all sleep and eat as I have the impression that the town of...
06:09 Sun 07th Oct 201232 answers, last by xstitcher 11:35 Sat 20th Oct 2012
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starone

Drinking - alcohol versus water

To my FRIENDS who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In...
17:37 Mon 24th Sep 20124 answers, last by janes343 11:43 Fri 14th Dec 2012
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starone

A comment on life

Just read this and as I found it quite apt I am sure you will too. "As I have grown older, I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible but pi**ing everyone off is a piece of cake."...
15:45 Sat 22nd Sep 20122 answers, last by em10 16:32 Sat 22nd Sep 2012
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nannybooby

English Fairy stories for under7'S Help please

I have been trying to find a book with English fairy storifr the under 7's for my granddauhter its not easy any one got an suggestions please
08:40 Wed 22nd Aug 20122 answers, last by nannybooby 12:11 Wed 22nd Aug 2012
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AB Editor

Don't Stop The Music!

Enjoy: ...
09:03 Fri 27th Jul 20123 answers, last by marval 15:57 Fri 27th Jul 2012
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tenrec

Olympic rings

Please can anyone help me find a clipart of the Olympic rings. We are having a BBQ (hopefully) on friday and I would like to decorate the flyer with the Olympic Rings and give the BBQ an olympic...
09:40 Mon 23rd Jul 201210 answers, last by tenrec 14:30 Mon 23rd Jul 2012

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